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1

Friday, August 19th 2011, 10:14pm

IC Related Quotes

Casual "Best Quotes Ever"-thread.
Feel free to post any quotes from anywhere, posts, ingame chat, convos...

Only restriction: It MUST directly refer to IC.


Quoted

Anonymous: Omg you *******, why did you stop developement of IC²?!?!

Quoted

Player: Why not give Buffer blocks 3 in/out sides. Could be neat to wire in multiple direction.
Alblaka: Unnecessary your Net already allows unlimited lossfree spltis with a single cable block.
Player: You could combine any possible In/Out combination, 3D wise...
Alblaka: Seriously, why? 1 Output is fully sufficient
Player: ... and determine the facing by metadata
Player: Wait, i went to complicated, you're right.
Alblaka: Told ya.
Alblaka: Actually, you truly only need 1 input and 1 output. we can paint the other 4 sides colorfully :D

Quoted

Newbie: Can u put energy into hv and cable to workshop?
Evil: Yes, but i recommend wearing a Nanosuit or something else explosion-proof, you will may need it.

Quoted

Player: The lapotron crystal is to cheap. It's like 9 diamondsn, 68 redstone vs 7 cables, 1 glowstone, 7.5 lapis und 5 iron
Alblaka: Hmmm...
Alblaka: I don't even remeber the recipe for lama crystals in first place?
Player: http://wiki.industrial-craft.net/index.php/Lapotron_Crystal
Player: ;)
Alblaka: " A charged lapotron crystal can store OVER 9000 Gibbl! HAYO!"
Alblaka: Wth?
Alblaka: Why does a high-tek sensible energy crystal store PRESSURE?!

Quoted

WIKI FAIL:
Ah, and we didn't mention the big feature of our beloved little gadget yet: It's fully rechargeable and completely indestructible. This is meant serious: You can use it as often as you like to, it will never brake of material exhaustion!
However, since RE Batteries are somewhat fragile

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Guy: So, people with metal boots will be pulled upwards by a mystic directed magnetism for no correct reason? That's unrealistic...
Alblaka: Unrealistic?
Alblaka: This...
Alblaka: is...
Alblaka: MINECRAFT *kicks Physics off the ledge*

Quoted

WORKLIST:
Check whether one could possibly add a container-emptying code for Canners. People complain about wooden splints in their canned meals after canning mushroom stew.

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<Alblaka>Btw, i'm now known as "allmighty Dragon Lord Modderator" and request my title to be added to all sentences directed at me :O
<darenton2k7>lmao
<darenton2k7>@alblaka how about we shorten it a lil bit... to erm... "numbnuts" ^.^
<Alblaka>Damn it, you should have said "May i request to shorten it to 'Alb' , allmighty Dragon Lord Modderator?" and i could have answered "Allmighty Dragon Lord Modderator approves of this." and we would have had THE perfect DBZ Abridged Reference :O
<darenton2k7>lmao
* darenton2k7 doesnt play by the rules
<Alblaka>"So he called himself 'God' on your planet... What a bastard. Ned! I shall from now on be known as 'Super-Kami-Guru'!"
<Alblaka>"Yes sir Super-Kami-Guru, sir. But may i just continue calling you 'Lord Guru'."
<Alblaka>"Super-Kami-Guru approves of this."
<Alblaka>(Note, Kami = Japanese word for "God")
<darenton2k7>lol
<darenton2k7>u need a hobby
<Alblaka>You mean, watching more anime-parodys? XD
<darenton2k7>lmao
<Alblaka>"Rikum-Punch" *disch, one protagonist down*
<Alblaka>"Rikum-Smash" *disch, said protagonist very down*
<Alblaka>"Rikum-Ellbow" *2nd protagonist down*
<Alblaka>3rd: "Wait, does every of your moves start with your na" "RIKUM KICK!"
<darenton2k7>lol
<darenton2k7>just lol
* darenton2k7 thinks alblaka has lost his mind... it had to happen someday
<Alblaka>I didn't :D I just picked it up from the floor again, didn't need to search longer then a few minutes
Greetz,
Alblaka

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Sunday, October 2nd 2011, 11:41pm

Quoted

<+Talonius> The next IC2 release will be out 1 hour after the hour before IC2 is released.
<Farenjihn> Talonius: thanks for trolling :D

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Wednesday, November 30th 2011, 7:44am

Quoted

(Also, don't ask Al for ***. Possible, but if you ask, you might be macerated.)
Greetz,
Alblaka

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Wednesday, November 30th 2011, 11:51pm

not form forums but i thought this was brilliant...



[17/08/2011 19:39:57] Drew Ritter: hm. i dont suppose IC 2 is coming out soon?
[17/08/2011 19:40:45] darenton2k7: 31st september
[17/08/2011 19:40:54] Drew Ritter: oh nice
[17/08/2011 19:41:13] Drew Ritter: im on the IC wiki and it now says IC 2 stuff (updating)
[17/08/2011 19:41:17] Drew Ritter: so i was just wondering

5

Monday, December 5th 2011, 10:53pm

You can carry over 2300 tons. You start by punching down a tree.
THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE.
Greetz,
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Tuesday, December 6th 2011, 3:53am

This is what I joined the IRC today...

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[21:23] <alexthesax> hey hye
[21:23] <alexthesax> zomg, ok i ported ssp, someone else gets to do smp
[21:24] <alexthesax> most of it was common, but im sure theres atleast a little something
[21:24] <alexthesax> so in other news, how u guys doing?
[21:26] <Player> alexthesax: i'm already working on it
[21:26] <Player> i have a first compiling build of both
[21:26] <alexthesax> on smp?
[21:26] <alexthesax> or ssp?
[21:26] <alexthesax> ...
[21:26] <Player> both
[21:26] <alexthesax> well then
[21:26] <alexthesax> so basicly i just spent my afternoon for nothing...great
[21:27] <alexthesax> ./ragequit
[21:27] <Player> try asking next time
Lesson 1: Watch over your crops....

Spoiler Spoiler


In my world, I downloaded the new IC2 version, got up a whole bunch of crossbreeders going, and thought to myself "This is going to take a while. Wasn't there an abandoned mineshaft not far from my workshop?" So I get my tools together, charge into the mineshaft, suffer many close shaves, stayed a bit longer than is probably healthy, but emerge from the experience all the wiser (literally, I gained several levels), and with oodles of melon and pumpkins seeds to boot.

And come home to find out that weeds have destroyed my entire farm. :cursing:

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Monday, December 19th 2011, 11:54pm

It's time...
*grabs sunglasses*
FOR TOASTING THAT GODDAMN LIGHTNINGROD SUGGESTING HUNTING ME SINCE INTRODUCTION OF WEATHER TO MC!
*grabs shotgun*
BAM. DIE, STALKER!
...
Nothing to see here, please proceed.
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Alblaka in a Lightning Rod suggestion thread...[/size]

Spoiler Spoiler

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It's time...
*grabs sunglasses*
FOR TOASTING THAT GODDAMN LIGHTNINGROD SUGGESTING HUNTING ME SINCE INTRODUCTION OF WEATHER TO MC!
*grabs shotgun*
BAM. DIE, STALKER!
...
Nothing to see here, please proceed.

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Saturday, December 24th 2011, 7:14pm

Sense?
There is none.
1. OMG CREEPER RUN AWAY!
2. Go away, you creeper wierdo!
3. What ever, I'll just go around.
4. Hup, over their heads I go!
5. Okay Mister living grenade, I'm going to knock you into those skeletons, and I'll follow through with a nano saber. Understood? FOR THE ALMIGHTLY DRAGON LORD!

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Saturday, December 24th 2011, 7:17pm




Not possible.
Blame TMI for not being capable to grasp the complexity of IC².
This quote failed..... Alakboom did this. I can't actually spell Alakbooms user properly either.
1. OMG CREEPER RUN AWAY!
2. Go away, you creeper wierdo!
3. What ever, I'll just go around.
4. Hup, over their heads I go!
5. Okay Mister living grenade, I'm going to knock you into those skeletons, and I'll follow through with a nano saber. Understood? FOR THE ALMIGHTLY DRAGON LORD!

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Monday, December 26th 2011, 12:07pm

Two unknown users on my server:

- So you read everything about this, right?
Yes.
- You know it all?
Yes.
- I assume this is a reactor, right?
Yes.
- Oh, cool, what does it do....
(The reactor disappears and a huge hole generates below the two)
- WOW, was this suppose to happen?
....No

Its just great watching peeps blow themselfs to pieces every now and then.
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Friday, January 13th 2012, 3:11am

Just got to:

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Gonna nerf our snowman generators? But think of the snowchildren! They'll go hungry with their snowfathers out of work. :P

12

Sunday, January 22nd 2012, 8:57pm

iridium crobar and hazmat suit will be great addition.


Need to create a headcrab mob first :O Turns villagers into Zombies.
I'd like that - at least zombies are slightly useful. Villagers just get in the way and look ridiculous.
Greetz,
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Tuesday, January 24th 2012, 4:30am

lol, Alblaka: I think you did a good job....



In my world, I downloaded the new IC2 version, got up a whole bunch of crossbreeders going, and thought to myself "This is going to take a while. Wasn't there an abandoned mineshaft not far from my workshop?" So I get my tools together, charge into the mineshaft, suffer many close shaves, stayed a bit longer than is probably healthy, but emerge from the experience all the wiser (literally, I gained several levels), and with oodles of melon and pumpkins seeds to boot.

And come home to find out that weeds have destroyed my entire farm. :cursing:
xD
Lesson 1: Watch over your crops....

Spoiler Spoiler


In my world, I downloaded the new IC2 version, got up a whole bunch of crossbreeders going, and thought to myself "This is going to take a while. Wasn't there an abandoned mineshaft not far from my workshop?" So I get my tools together, charge into the mineshaft, suffer many close shaves, stayed a bit longer than is probably healthy, but emerge from the experience all the wiser (literally, I gained several levels), and with oodles of melon and pumpkins seeds to boot.

And come home to find out that weeds have destroyed my entire farm. :cursing:

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Tuesday, January 24th 2012, 7:45am

Yay!
Its working!
Im finally getting the rubber tree error :D

Im getting the rubber tree error :(


You shouldn't insulate him or you may get banned from his mod
Greetz,
Alblaka

15

Wednesday, January 25th 2012, 5:45pm

From IRC

Quoted


<libraryaddict> !8ball Does Alblaka plan to incorperate mind control into his mod?
<@EthnoCircus> 8BALL: Yes – definitely

We know now..

Quoted

<libraryaddict> Use 1.64 now
<victorzimmer> IK
<libraryaddict> orlly
<victorzimmer> :P
<libraryaddict> !8ball is victorzimmer lying and plans to use the 1.62?
<@EthnoCircus> 8BALL: Yes

Later on..

Quoted

<victorzimmer> !8ball is IC2 1.62 any good?
<@EthnoCircus> 8BALL: Yes
<victorzimmer> !8ball what about IC2 1.64?
<@EthnoCircus> 8BALL: My reply is no

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Thursday, February 2nd 2012, 1:33am

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*headdesk*
It hurts to see people using terms they apparently got no clue off.

What you just did is either called "spam" or "fail deserving a triple tactical facepalm", "trolling" is something above your level of intelligence.

FYI: What i just did is considered "flaming" and will get you banned quite everywhere unless you're in your own forum.

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Friday, February 3rd 2012, 10:26pm

I would love to see forcefields period.


Entirely agreed.
Let's hope the devs of IC² add ForceFields soon :O

Wait a sec...
damnit.
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Alblaka in a Lightning Rod suggestion thread...[/size]

Spoiler Spoiler

Quoted

It's time...
*grabs sunglasses*
FOR TOASTING THAT GODDAMN LIGHTNINGROD SUGGESTING HUNTING ME SINCE INTRODUCTION OF WEATHER TO MC!
*grabs shotgun*
BAM. DIE, STALKER!
...
Nothing to see here, please proceed.

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Tuesday, February 21st 2012, 6:52pm

Half the fun is finding out what turns fort awesome into fort crater.
Greetz,
Alblaka

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Saturday, March 17th 2012, 11:14am

cocobeans+rose dye+sugar+near depleted uranium cell+water(duh)=nuke-a-cola
is there any specific type of cancer that you want Steve to die from after consumption? or just plain old radiation poisoning? ?(
Greetz,
Alblaka

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Sunday, March 18th 2012, 12:29pm

... people would start suggesting Robo Unicorns with Drill Horns and Laser Eyes That fart Rainbows whenever it moves.
I want such without fart part ;)
OH DANG! my bad daisy got into the coco beans again i'll get her. *general sounds of destruction and mayhem* "I DON'T CARE HOW CRAMPED IT IS IN THERE YOU ARE GOING BACK INTO MY IMAGINATION WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"
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Alblaka in a Lightning Rod suggestion thread...[/size]

Spoiler Spoiler

Quoted

It's time...
*grabs sunglasses*
FOR TOASTING THAT GODDAMN LIGHTNINGROD SUGGESTING HUNTING ME SINCE INTRODUCTION OF WEATHER TO MC!
*grabs shotgun*
BAM. DIE, STALKER!
...
Nothing to see here, please proceed.

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