Posts by DispleasedScottie

Scott: SPACIAL TEAR!
-As I yell this, a vortex opens up in the sky, and a shadow beam is projected out, hitting ????. I'm yelling in pain, the attack using too much of my energy. I drop to the ground, my cold dead eyes looking at the sky, the vortex still raging.-

Her friend pretty much isn't her friend anymore, since they don't like her for some reason.
She's adorable. And also scary to some people. Why am I the only guy who likes her?

The issues.... Well, I have ADHD and we both have anxiety. And her wanting to die is a result of a friend, one of her only friends, saying that she was a failure and should just off herself. Luckily I cheered her up, but for some reason she accidentally stabbed herself in the face. She's adorable.

Her wanting to die or me having issues?

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(In other news, I talked the girl I like out of offing herself yesterday. She's fun.)

This actually happened. I'm a good friend in my opinion.
Yes she has issues.
So do I.

Sinna you make my sides hurt.
And yes, kinda what Danny did, except to launch stuff from Kerbin's surface. Good luck to me.

Logic at its best.
In other news, when I play KSP again I'm gonna make a cannon which shoots out a small rocket which uses the cannon to assist it to orbit.
In other words, a CATO, Cannon Assist to Orbit, the most Kerbal thing I've come up with.

But then how would they feed their people?
They don't even without the plane and Alblaka's help.

Seriously though, the hell happened to that Malaysian plane? Either North Korea did it or it was a wormhole.....
OR ALBLAKA!
(In other news, I talked the girl I like out of offing herself yesterday. She's fun.)

Kry: RAHHH!
-The golem has been sliced apart, its giant limbs on the ground in various states of damage. I am now battling with the dragon overhead.-
Lucy: He's insane, isn't he?
Theron: Yes, yes he is.
-I have a look of fury in my eyes. I slice through the dragon's scales. It roars in pain, and I finish it off.-
Kry: Donnnneee~
-I jump down onto the ground, hitting the ground with a thud.-
Kry: Where are the othersssss?

Scott's POV-

Scott: Don't touch her...
-I get up, seemingly fine. I summon my shadow spear, readying it.-

The one who had a horse mask on? Hayoatssss!
(Dear god the bad joke level is off the charts)
Also check out my masskk
http://i.imgur.com/jv9bCIl.jpg
Edit:
DA TROOLLLLL!
Also, nekomimi. Mraooww.

My sides hurt from laughing.

Scott: SHADOW- EEIIIIIII!
-Scott falls to the ground, shaking and muttering to himself, shivering in fear as he gains a thousand-yard stare.-

-Meanwhile, at the demon town-place-amajig-
Kry: And, we're here-
-A roaring sound is heard, and a large stone golem is seen heading into town. The town looks like a medieval village.-
Kry: RUN! I'VE GOT THIS!
-I run, unsheathing my scythe. The blade is glowing. I sprint towards the golem.-
Lucy: There he goes ag-
-A dragon is seen in the skies above. Lucy facepalms.-
Kry: SINGULARITY BLADE!
-I run up the golem's leg, ending up on its right arm.-
Golem: RAHHHH!
-The golem knocks me off, but I hook my scythe onto its neck, it roaring in anger. I then use my singularity blade to slice its neck off, the body disintegrating. I fall towards the ground, rolling when I hit the ground.-

I forgot one of my favorite games: Infamous.
A really good game with epic action and epic storyline.

I would say Kerbal Space Program right away, but there are tons of other games.
1.KSP (Just a superfun game. I think everyone should check it out, it has great gameplay and is fun to just mess around in.)
2. Pokemon (Leafgreen-Soulsilver, trying to get X or Y I felt that Black was just a bad excuse for a game.)
3. The Portal Series (I just love the feel of it. I'm currently replaying the second.)
4.TF2 (I had it for one of my first computer games. Unfortunately I had to uninstall it. ;-; )
5. Fallout Series (I've played a bit of 3 and a lot of NV, and I just love the storyline. Just love it.
Game I don't like:
Fucking Call of Duty-
1.Gameplay is repetetive- Shoot. Walk. Duck. Shoot. Get killed. Repeat.
2.Storyline is MEH.
3.Most of all: The fucking community is horrible. It's either 20-year olds yelling at you or 8 year old micspamming some annoying music. I hate it.

I think the biggest conspiracy of all......

WHY DIDN'T SWORD ART ONLINE SEASON 1 GO FOR LONGER???? I LIKED BOTH SEASONS, AND THEY WERE FREAKING BADASS!

Oh, and by the way, I only recently picked up SAO. Silly me.

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I'd think that they'd work for the Guild of Calamitous Intent; the place where all kinds of villains, mostly freaks, can do organized villainy.
Only if anyone knew what show I am talking about...

*hint, the Venture Brothers on Adult Swim

I hate it when kids at my school say the Illuminati like control the universe or something.
THEY MAKE TRIANGLES WITH THEIR HANDS, OMG THEY'RE REAL!

I am f-ing scared of him.
1rst page- Where's Slendy?
2nd Page- I'm fine- HE'S BEHIND ME! RUN MOTHER F-ER RUN!
My exact words.
;-;

I'm trying to play Slender since my girlfriend told me if I got 8 pages she'd kiss me.
So now I'm trying to get over my fear...
OF SLENDERMAN.

It was, quite obviously, slenderman/illuminati.