Posts by Sinnaj63

  • Fun: Diary of the last survivors of the spambot apocalypse

    In the Dimension Minecraftia


    Enderman Commander:
    "Well, their mad ideas won't work. I am not a scientist, but I don't need to be one for knowing that their ideas are useless."


    Sinnaj63 Industries General:
    "Yes, the Scientists here told me the same. By the Way, you still don't know where the boss is, do you?"


    Enderman Commander:
    "No, his last known position was on a cruiser, where he got attacked and probably fall out into the space. But there we lost his signal."


    General:
    "Bad. Anyway, do you have a idea what to do now?"


    Enderman Commander:
    "We found several options. First of, we could move Minecraftia. The first, and fastest, way we found, is Teleportation. But since our Technology can't Teleport whole planets, we would need to use the new combine teleporter. That might be a bit risky, but will be fast and could be done easily. A second option would be to move Minecraftia using our Tractor Beams and Engines up hear. That would be safe, but it would take a longer time. And it would need a bit things to do before, too. Another safe and fast way would be to use one of the possible backup-planets we discovered. But they are all a bit dangerous and not really discover very well. I sent some Cruisers to them, because making them colonys was planned anyway. But we found out that there a a lot of mentally unstable and aggresive female twilight fanboys on one of them, the other cruiser are not yet there. And the last possiblity would be to create a forcefield that acts as lead. We, to be honest, never tested this technology before."


    General:
    "In my Opinion we should wait until we find the boss."


    Enderman Commander:
    "Yes, might be a good idea. Anyway, since we are protected very well up here, it would be a good idea to send 2 Million of the Soldiers to the moonbase here. The Spambots are unactive now, and we have a heavy overflow of supplies here."


    General:
    "Well, a half million is probably enough."


    On Steam:
    Sinnaj63:
    "Ohh, I forgot something!"


    *Goes Back*


    Suddenly,a exsplosion and a cloud of dust replace the door. When the dust decays, a ship can be seen.


    Sinnaj63:
    "I think you did not fall into a wormhole?"


    thepowdertoy:
    "No, I teleportes my ship and me to this place. And it seems like my ship wanted to play Kleiner's Cat."


    Sinnaj63:
    "Do you have recent information about the war?"


    thepowdertoy:
    "I know about a gamma ray burst that will probably kill anyone on Minecraftia."


    Sinnaj63:
    "That's bad, especially since you destroyed the exit."


    thepowdertoy:
    "I don't know why I ported into a wall!"


    SHAI:
    "Maybe because you used Slingshot-Teleportation for interdimenional teleportation?"


    AI:
    "Whats wrong about that?"


    SHAI:
    "Normally nothing. But when you travel into another dimension, you don't need it. It even corrupts the exact target. Thats what happened."


    thepowdertoy:
    "I even forgot what I wanted to tell you, and the reminder is probably burned Anyway, how shall we get back now?"


    Sinnaj63:
    "Well, I have a idea. And it should work!"


    [DATA DELETED BY VALVE]


    Advisor:
    "Are you sure that that will work?"


    Sinnaj63:
    "Freeman won't survive all this soldiers and turrets. And since they are password-protected now, his friend can't "Hack" them."


    thepowdertoy:
    "And you are sure we wont die when using this Teleporter? I mean, it was found in a ship stuck in a ice desert."


    Sinnaj63:
    "Teleport Technology found in ships stuck in ice is always good. And I could port us back to "Steam" if something does not work.
    Start the Teleporter!"


    Advisor:
    "Yes."
    *Advisor starts Teleporter*


    To be continued!

  • Fun: Diary of the last survivors of the spambot apocalypse

    GLaDOS:
    "Deleting [HACKbots] showed me one thing: The best way of solving a problem is the easiest. Killing you is easy."


    chaoschamp:
    "?"


    *Stamper stomps champ down, while there are singing turrets on it*


    *Turrets get on sentry mode again*


    But back to the topic. Sinnaj63 was ported to steam, and now want to get back to his [Fleet, Base, Army...]. He don't get Transmissions from Minecraftia there.


    Sinnaj63:
    "Steam? You are sure that it isn't cs_powerplant or something like?"


    SHAI(S63I is annoying to write):
    "Yes. This Place can definetly be initialized as Steam."


    Sinnaj63:
    "Interesting. By the Way, do you know who builded this place? Because this Green Cagelamp there does not fit into the rest of the construction."


    SHAI:
    "No, I can't get serious information about it. Only things like "Valve", but there are No kinds of Valves builded in."


    Sinnaj63:
    "Whoever builded this place, must be very inefficent. There a all kinds Doors everwhere, instead of a Teleporter with an computer. At least I can get soldiers here, only Combine, but better than Wolvesnothing. Until the local advisors aren't as stupid as the one I fireed and sent to the stasis chambers. Hmm. This Door is a portal. I gonna go trough."


    *goes trough portal*


    GLaDOS:
    "Welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center..."


    *Places H-Bomb*


    *Sees Crashlog(H-Bomb is a Minecraft Object that crashed Portal)*


    Sinnaj63:
    "So Aperture stole a Teleporter that gives you lines of text and ports you away. Bad. Anyway, this door seems interesting.. But I doubt that the exit is anywhere behind this doors."


    *Goes trough the two Saferoom-Doors*


    Sinnaj63:
    "Zombies..."


    *Smashs tank on a group of normal zombies


    "...what a horrible place..."


    *Shoots down a witch from 50 metres using his Quantum Shotgun*


    "...only ruins, and some undead."


    *Combine-Hunter Teleports in and attacks Zombie-Hunter*


    "There is nothing to do here."


    *Throws bomb and goes back trough the saferoom*


    Sinnaj63:
    "Ohh, this door is labeled "Half-Life 2-Episode 3". Maybe that means that there are radioactive things thats Half-Life is over behind it."


    [DATA DELETED BY VALVE]


    Sinnaj63:
    "Man, this Freeman is annoying. Getting Rid of him, [DELETED] and repairig Citadels, and all that because of him."


    SHAI:
    "It might also be the fault of the guy which was registered as "G-Man."


    *Sinnaj63 looks around in Steam*


    Sinnaj63:
    "This door is hidden so much, there must be something interesting behind it."


    *Steps trough it*


    TO BE CONTINUED