Guide: How to Use the Internet (satire)

  • Community-driven guide for How to Use the Internet (satire)

    "Guidelines" should be written in the form: <#>. <guideline text...> and should only consist of a few sentences at most.

    Only use the next numbers, which come after the ones already used, but not skipping any. Post up to 3 guide-lines per reply.

    I'll start with a few:

    1. Always use an alias; specifically, a good alias that is cool and easy to remember. Numbers are recommended, but optional.

    2. State significant or important facts/information in the form "Every pro knows <insert statement here>".

    3. Only troll if you can make a statement that seems legit until thoroughly and scientifically investigated.