I have recovered from the backstab I got in my absence. I found another survivor, he didn't tell me his actual name but just told me to call him Dr. Grordbort. He is working on an arsenal of weapons that do not use ammo and instead are recharged (one of them auto-recharges itself within 5 seconds of it being fired) by various actions such as pumping a slide, cranking a lever and pumping a piston (the weapon that uses a piston is already complete, and is known as the Righteous Bison). I asked him if I could give all the other survivors these weapons and he said once he makes enough of each he'll think about it.
*cough* I need help. I narrowly survived a stab in the back from a spybot. *cough* Yes, that's right, THEY HAVE SPYBOTS! *coughs a drop of blood on the floor* so watch out guys, if you see a survivor, always carry a flamethrower. If he's not a spybot, blow him with compressed air. If he is, BURN HIM TO HELL!
--SENDING RECORDING TO ALL SURVIVORS--
*wakes up* w...where am I?
Advisor: You're in a stasis chamber, you've been asleep for almost 2 years.
*looks out window and sees all the destruction*
T10a, what did I miss? I've just woken from an almost 2 year stasis. how much damage has been done?
GregT, you have been absent lately. Is your plan finished yet?
I took a look in the items.png and noticed a pink-ish drink somewhere around where the other drinks are. I'm not sure if it is another rum or beer, but it looks like wine so it might be another rum. I haven't obtained it yet. Does anyone here have this pink-ish drink yet?
Another penisbot... LouiseRzk
After almost 200 days, this war is becoming silent. Only 1 spambot outpost remains. In the end, this war has been won by us. Now, we can finally live in peace.
--Terminator theme song plays--
This should over kill --WAWWAERERRR-- YOU DUBSPAMMERS WANNA HEAR MUSIC!?!? FEAST YOUR SOUND RECEIVERS ON THIS!!! --BEGIN SOUNDTRACK-- The impossible game - Phazd -WUWD-SERRZCHSSEEZHHHBESZZZHBUHZ- *dubstep hacking software terminated* *Phazd begins to play* I don't think we'll ever hear anymore dubshit again.
We should all give credit to tobycreed for creating the soundtrack:
rubyluise - 'supplylinedirect'. You can tell that it's another solar spambot (look at the posts it made).
While at my base, there was a little bit of free time, so I decided to show my teammates the robots I used during the beginning of the war.
This one is called The Destroyer. It's a huge robotic worm that is almost 1,000 metres long! Inside each segment of its body are small spherical probes that get released once that segment has taken a certain amount of damage.
Dark: can the probes shoot lasers?
Yes. They can also shoot lasers while inside their segment.
Next we have Skeletron Prime. This was a critical robot due to its immense abilities. It has spikes embedded in its skull, and can reveal them and spin it's skull at the same time, causing a sawblade effect. It has 4 arms, each having a weapon: a vice, a laser, a jigsaw and a cannon.
I don't now: what is its strongest weapon?
It's strongest weapon is its spikes in its skull, followed by its jigsaw.
Next is The Twins. It is a very strange robot, as it is a pair of giant eyes. The green one is called Spazmatism, the red one called Retinazer. It is a cybernetic organism, meaning that it is living tissue on the outside, but robot on the inside.
Nano: what can they do?
Spazmatism has a heavily modified flamethrower, possibly even made by an alien. It shoots out green flames, which cannot be extinguished by water. Retinazer has a laser turret with 2 modes: standard fire and rapid fire.
I don't know if there is anything that could do this, but couldent Alblaka just install a bot that scans though users and detects unwanted sites?
2 more afghanfucks that registered today, their names are gr8gcom and Kaylee11
Mpphghgarh! Get owff wf mw! *gets out muramasa* SLASH! ZHRING! JZING!
Don't ever do that again.
Dark: after that I definitely won't.
I wonder if he can still understand the messages we send him...
What the... *sees DrK* Grab on! I'll pull you up! *throws down harness*
DrK: thanks. I nearly starved to death out there! *eats his mushroom soup*
Me: no prob. I can fly you back to your base, but if you don't have one you can stay with me. Also, you should take this. *gives DrK a vilethorn*
DrK: what is it?
Me: it's called a vilethorn. I'll tell you what it can do and how to use it later.
Could you post a download for the grape CropCard?
Lurker and nano: what's making that noise?
*hears rapid breathing noises and footsteps*
Lurker and nano: get your lasers out
*sees me running towards them*
Them: oh wait put them back it's just Leo
Me: *huff* *puff* looks like I made it just in time, didn't I?
Them: you sure did. Get ready!
Me: oh I'm ready alright. I've got my megashark ready and fully loaded.
*hears loud roar*
All of us: ATTACK!
A while later...
Me: phew... Let's get outta here!
Lurker: ok let's take my... *hears explosion* FUCK!
Me: GET TO THE CHOPPA! *shoots the spambot that was about to destroy it*
Please ask these questions in the Q&A thread.
Nano, if you are still here and alive, and listening to this message, good. I'm using my GPS to locate and rescue you. You should hear the sound of jets, if you're conscious enough.
My T-800 army is ready. I will be sending them off soon.