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By the time this message reaches you in deep space, I will probably be long dead. "Go defend The Company!" they said, "Massive pay increase!" they said. Those bastards at Crafter's Mining Co. sent me here to Planet Epsilon-Gamma-7 alone to set up a mining base of operations with only several RE-batteries, a nanosuit, and a mining laser. Of course this was all before the spam-bots found my radio transmissions. It started out small, but now I'm facing a full scale invasion of spam-bots with just a mining laser, some tesla coils, and my own wits.
ATTENTION TO BASE, TESLA COIL MAIN HULL BREACHED!
Well I guess that last statement is only partially true now. I still have some time left I think, I set up some electrical traps outside this room in anticipation of them breaching the main hull, they should hold out for quite some tim-
ATTENTION TO BASE, GENERATOR ROOM BREACHED!
Damnit! They've gotten smarter! My time is short I've got to-
ajiopgwioDo you want a kitchen!?
Shit!
*PEW* *WHIRL* *SMASH* *BREAK* *SLAM*
*cough* I never thought it would *cough* have to come to this, it's risky, but at a *cough* dead sprint I may just make it to the teleporters!
ATTENTION TO BASE, ON SITE NUCLEAR FAIL-SAFE ARMED, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE!?
ATTENTION TO BASE, ON SITE NUCLEAR FAIL-SAFE ARMED FOR DETONATION! REPORT TO TELEPORTERS IMMEDIATELY!
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aefrioweriowohWould you like some flowers?
*PEW* *BOOM*
wejopfeiowraCan I interest you in my lawn mowing services?
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME GODDAMN LAWN MOWING SERVICES! AUGHHHHHHHHH!
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