Haiku Thread

    read this, attention,
    wikipedia, usually,
    correct, did you know?


    grammar of English,
    rest in pieces, forever,
    I murdered you.


    THIS IS AN EDIT
    HAIKUS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SENSE
    RUBBER PULP:


    new page the first time,
    laughing out loud, I tell you,
    changed my life (not)

    Native language german, please point out mistakes to me. forget it, my english is better than that of a good deal of people on the forums anyway.


    IC Related Quotes thread. If you ever need some good puns.

    Edited 2 times, last by blub01 ().

    Oh hey, it's a thing
    Maybe I will enjoy this
    Or possibly not


    You may want to know
    Haikus usually have
    Some sort of punchline


    Google Chrome draws red
    Squiggly lines under "Haikus"
    At least for me. Hm.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    Linux' spellcheck derps.
    I don't know what I should write.
    This is a punchline.

    Native language german, please point out mistakes to me. forget it, my english is better than that of a good deal of people on the forums anyway.


    IC Related Quotes thread. If you ever need some good puns.

    That's what it would be
    I am using a Chromebook
    They all run Linux


    Oh and by the way
    How about that Sony hack
    Huh? I don't even that

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    which hack do you mean?
    my brain derps quite heavily.
    can't remember names.


    THIS IS AN EDIT
    HAIKUS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SENSE
    TINY BRASS PIPE:


    now i remember:
    i was attempting to get
    the name conveyor module.


    EDIT THE SECOND
    THIS DOES NOT REALLY MAKE SENSE
    RED ALLOY INGOT:


    I just heard a fact:
    there are rumory rumors:
    sony was hacked

    Native language german, please point out mistakes to me. forget it, my english is better than that of a good deal of people on the forums anyway.


    IC Related Quotes thread. If you ever need some good puns.

    Edited 2 times, last by blub01 ().

    Apparently they
    Were hacked by someone from North
    Korea. They're easy to blame.


    In case you're confused
    "Easy" has only one, like "fire."
    Syllables, I mean.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    this page disagrees
    no validation here, though.
    take a look at it.


    I do not know why
    i used a haiku here
    but i did.


    Quote from blub01

    This post is random.
    It is very out of context.
    completely random.


    i put this here only
    because a haiku must be
    in the haiku thread


    five haikus, one post.
    that is a record, i think.
    i didn't check it.


    THIS IS AN EDIT
    HAIKUS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SENSE
    THE MUN EXPLODED:


    i noticed that,
    since almost a month, there
    are only two posters.


    now it's 8 haikus.
    that's surely a record.
    I'm just amazed.

    Native language german, please point out mistakes to me. forget it, my english is better than that of a good deal of people on the forums anyway.


    IC Related Quotes thread. If you ever need some good puns.

    Edited once, last by blub01 ().