Avast, ya scurvy scalawags!


    If ye be wonderin' about me accent, 'twas 18 years ago that two landlubbers decided that today, September 19th, shall forever be remembered as International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

    So, get up, ye dogs! Sharpen them cutlasses, ready your pistols, put on your finest eyepatch, groom yer parrot (if ye have one), and raise that mug o' grog in honor of all the most feared cutthroats to ever sail the seven seas - remember, ye've only got 'til sundown to celebrate!

    Now, if'n ye'll excuse me, I have to go polish me hook.