Posts by Northern Cross

Apparently they
Were hacked by someone from North
Korea. They're easy to blame.

In case you're confused
"Easy" has only one, like "fire."
Syllables, I mean.

Well, I guess I just never looked up when I fell into the Void.

I don't think so. For one, your field of view doesn't contract when you fall into the Void, it just becomes grayed out. General relativity doesn't make itself known in any other way, either (redshifting, the photon sphere, time changing between observers, etc.). The Void isn't even black; it's just gray, as I mentioned before. The only similarity I see is that you die when you fall in.

I'm not impressed. You really should work on your creative writing skills; they're severely lacking.

That's what it would be
I am using a Chromebook
They all run Linux

Oh and by the way
How about that Sony hack
Huh? I don't even that

Oh hey, it's a thing
Maybe I will enjoy this
Or possibly not

You may want to know
Haikus usually have
Some sort of punchline

Google Chrome draws red
Squiggly lines under "Haikus"
At least for me. Hm.

If you want brutal honesty, look in the spoiler.

If you don't want brutal honesty, or, alternatively, have finished it, you may just want to consider shutting this thread down. I get that doing this sort of thing is hard. That doesn't excuse this frankly bad attempt to write a cohesive narrative. Please write something else later that I can enjoy, or at least give constructive criticism about.

Objection! This is not nearly absurd enough!

We should actually probably just do something completely different. The first Spambot Wars story was made as sort of a satire of the spambot problems the site was having (as far as I can tell), but by the second season, it was just a collaborative storytelling work that didn't have much to do with spambots at all. It wouldn't make much sense to try to remain stuck with that outmoded association.

Unfortunately, a gravitational singularity suddenly appears in the airship for no apparent reason, utterly destroying it and everything else for millions of kilometers around, before evaporating in a violent explosion that destroys the solar system and several others nearby.

who are coincidentally the next witnesses.

...and McCromleys...

The witness claims that his parrot is dead...

...whilst simultaneously acquiring a fish license...

...thus making a bad pun. We now call to the witness stand Mr. Eric Praline, who...

...thus producing a tear in the space-time continuum, which...

We now call in exhibit A, which is...

...is entirely irrelevant. However...

On a semi-unrelated note, I kind of thought it would be interesting if Ghost-types were immune to physical moves that make contact, in stead of just all Normal moves. It would kinda break the type system, though. Maybe an ability, named something like Intangible? Hmmm... What do you think?

The real question is this: does TM28 contain Tombstony?