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...leaving everyone else stranded in the...
...leaving everyone else stranded in the...
...famous Space Bar...
...where he used to work, before...
...he dropped a crate of space port...
...thus making a bad pun. We now call to the witness stand Mr. Eric Praline, who...
witnessed the crime in question...
...as he was eating Dinosaur Eggs...
...steamed with dilute nitric acid...
...whilst simultaneously acquiring a fish license...
...allowing him to use the flash player...
...even though he knew flash player was banned by the Global Apple Governmental company, who also...
...made a machine to from gold into eggs and...
cow dung into diamonds
...among other useless equipment that serves no purpose other than being totally overpowered...
and underpowered compared to the level of the golden pinky
...which is only obtainable by renting it online at...
totally legit.com
The witness claims that his parrot is dead...
Even though it is clearly not. Case dismissed. I now call upon...
...the eyewitness, who recently procured 37 tons of liquor...