You want useless knowledge?
Here ya go:
It takes about 38 minutes to get from petting to f*cking.
No, really, they are both places near the german-austrian border, Petting is to be found in germany, F*cking is located in austria!
Don't believe it? check it out on google maps.
How long does it take to get from Fucking to Dickbusch?
Seriously who names these places