Posts by T10a

    Day 62: Sorry about the mess GregoriusT, but believe your containment area just got nuked due to the amount of Spambots in the basement. Releasing the Iron Golems NOW. **Iron Golems kill the surviving Spambots* This should crippl- WTF IS A FRIDGE DOING HERE?! *goes down in private Zepplin Mod Shuttle* *knocks on door* Hello? Anybody in there? *Passinglurker exits* Passinglurker:I don't know about you, but that was AWESOME. I mean, one of the best- Me: Yeah yeah, let's get to the *Spambot destroys shuttle* WTF?! DAMMIT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HOME NOW?! *Kills Spambot with Mininglaser* One thing's for sure, we need to get outta here. *Runs away to the sunset with Passinglurker*


    **END OF DAY 62**

    Day 61: I received passinglurker's coordinates, i set my Nuclearmissiles to fire to there. FOR HAYOISHNESS AND IC2!!!!! *Presses button in an epic way* *NuclearMissiles launch in background* I would advise evacuating that spot ASAP Passing, if you do not want to be overdosed with OVER 9000 Radiationlevel and 9 MILLION Gibbl!


    Now I'm just sitting around, twiddling with my Buildcraft Machines.

    Day 59: The charging up of my Portable Tesla Coil is complete! TAKE THIS SPAMBOTS *smites a group of Spambots approaching GregTech HQ with Portable TeslaCoil* HOOAH! *a few spambots run away* What's the matter, baby gonna - GET OFF ME SPAMBOT! *Impales Spambot with Nanosaber*. Ok, now that I have my wish granted, I need that EE2 Flying ring thingy and my counterSpambot gear is complete. Shopping on EBay for one, cya on the field.
    **END OF DAY 59**

    Day 54: Sky has gone black, and- OH MY GOD IT'S THE DRAGONLORD ALBAKA! OH GREAT MIGHTY ALBAKA! GRANT OUR WISH SMITE THE SPAMBOTS WITH THE 7 DRAGONBALLS JAVA SKILLS!



    *To crew* DIVERT LOTS OF POWER TO THE ENERGY TRANSMITTER, AND AIM IT AT ALBAKA


    Crewman: T-10a, that will disable our antiSpambot defenses for a while!


    Me: JUST DO IT!


    Crewman: Ok, ok.


    *Energy beam heads for Albaka, giving him craploads of energy to smite Spambots with*


    Crewman: It is done, T-10a.


    Me: Excellent. WE SHALL DEFEAT THE SPAMBOTS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's fun being in charge of a Spaceship :D


    **END OF DAY 54**

    Can someone just block unregistered users from posting?? And so, ADD A RECAPATCHA TO THE REGISTRATION! And maybe a capatcha for your first ten posts.

    1. That was sped up OVER 9000 times.


    2. NASA already sells em, this guy scammed a NASA shop. xD

    Day 49: Now that I'm in one of GregTech Intergalactical's ships, I shall ask the captain for permission to fire the A.L.B.A.K.A Cannon.


    He says I can, entering coordinates. IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR *massive energy beam is heard firing in background* THIS WILL TURN ALL SPAMBOTS INTO TRANSHUMAN LIGHTNINGRODS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Suddenly, I see that THERE IS STILL A FEW MOTHERFUCKING SPAMBOTS LEFT! WTF?! WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THEM ALL?! Imma coordinate more strikes later, the A.L.B.A.K.A Cannon's out of energy.
    **END OF DAY 49**

    DAY 43: I was sitting around, minding the surrounding Plains with my MiningLaser when suddenly I heard a strange 'KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE' and then... OMFG ZERG RUSH!!!!!! D:
    HOW DAFUQ AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEND THIS BASE FROM THE ZERG?! Teleporting now! Tesla coils staying hot! Good luck getting in without the Zerg following ._.


    **END OF DAY 43**

    Day 36: After receiving Leo17453's message, I sit in wait for those Defensebots with that special MetalAlloy they have. I suddenly see a sign in the city, advertising GregTech before the Spambot apocalypse happened:

    That company must have been HUGE before this Apocalypse. I gotta go clean up that Taint those Spambots left here, bye.
    **END OF DAY 36**


    Day 34: After waiting for so long, I'm getting bored. The GregTech Intergalatical Robots are a great source of entertainment, but I just wish for this war against Spambots to be over soon. *accidentally activates tesla coils* AH SHIT!!! *flicks lever like crazy* NOOOO! IT'S BUSTED! Gotta warn everyone *mic activates*


    **BROADCAST TO ALL SURVIVORS**
    WEAR YOUR NANOSUITS NOW! WE HAVE ACTIVE TESLACOILS AND YOUR BEST BET FOR SURVIVAL IS A NANOSUIT CHESTPIECE. AND REMEMBER, EXPLOSIVE MODE FOR LAZORS. SENDING A PACKAGE TO YOU ALL CONTAINING A FREE NANOSUIT FOR YOUR SURVIVAL.
    T-10a OUT. GOOD LUCK MY FRIENDS.
    **END OF BROADCAST**


    Well, I'll be warping soon. T-10a out.
    *END OF DAY 34*

    Day 29: After surviving wave after wave of Spambots, I see this Wyvern in the sky. It destroys many Spambots in a single blow, however knowing the numbers of the spambots which is way more than the amount of EU an MFSU can hold, I doubt it will hold on for long. Wait. THERE IS EVEN MORE? SPAMBOTS? Well, at least the Wy-HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE AN AA BATTERY!! D: We need the Low Orbit Lightning Rod, NAO! Setting the self destruct on standby, T-10a out.

    Day 26: After lugging through various terrain, I finally recive a recapatcha with the teleport coordinates.
    *few hours of random stuff and gunfire later* Ok, a the teleport... HOLY SHIT *Explosive mining laser fires near me* Should have seen that one coming. But I transmit the confirmed completed capatcha code and they accept. For now I'll hold out, maintaining the Bucket Causuc reactor, Tesla Coils and the Deployers with Explosive Mininglasers. Whatever we do, we must *BZZZZZZTTTT* I HATE DROPPING THIS STUPID-Oh hey, it works. I really need to stop wearing my gloves sometime >_>.
    *END OF DAY 26.*

    Day 16: Outpost #7 has fallen to the spambots! Retreating to the Gregtech Intergalactical HQ for a final defense.
    If that doesn't work, I'll have to attempt to summon the almighty dragon known only as 'Albaka'. Only very few have survived an attack from Albaka, and very few have managed to defeat him from that very few. *massive explosion in background from nuke* I'll be going now, seeya.


    -END OF DAY 16 LOG-

    DAY 10: It seems that those Spambots have finally started to use Taint potions from Thamcraft. But never mi-bzzzzzzzt- [DATA LOST. MEMORY CORRUPTED BY BIOLIFEFORM] -bzzzzt- work you stupid :cursing: -Oh hey! It works again! Protip: Never drop a Vocal Tomeatron 9000 into a puddle of Taint. For now I'm cleaning up the mess with Potions of Purity, but it won't last forever. I must send a message to GregTech Intergalatic- [BZZZZZZZT]- DAMMMIT! WHY AM I SUCH A BUTTERFINGERS?! Well, I'll be gone now, bye.


    -END OF DAY 10-