So I'm sure that when my players finally sign into my server after waiting through this, this feature will appear to serenade them and give them scarcely imaginable carnal pleasures until they sign off, such that they will recoil from every human touch thenceforth, as compared to "the Graph" no mere mortal's attentions could compare.
During my testing, however, I have been unable to experience this, finding that afterwards, I still enjoy the gentle press of a woman's bosom, and the resounding echo of a yearning heart beating within.
If this feature has to remain as-is (can it not be cached or pruned for some reason?), could we get an option to turn it off entirely?