AI: Approaching transmitter at 0.005% speed of light. Wait... someone contacted us. Connecting..
Spambot: Resistance is futile. Your human race will be exterminated.
Thepowdertoy: YOU HAVE TAKE MY SHIP BEFORE AND NOW I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Spambot: Look at your ship. A ship with ancient technology. With outdated fusion core that make GregT Arcturas class ship seems 1000 years ahead. You are using ancient minigun and ICBM with conventional explosive. So outdated.
AI: Unfortunately, he's right. Our ship is extremely ancient
Thepowdertoy: Unfortunately, both of you doesn't know the extent of THIS SHIP YOU FOOL! Activate FGT protocol
AI: FGT? Wait, you want to suicide? Activating this will create fusion core runaway that will destroy this ship
Thepowdertoy: Do it.
AI: Activating.... 10% before fusion reactor reach critical mass. Reactor output jump to 500%, 1000%, 1500 %, we still not yet reach point of no return, continue?
Thepowdertoy: Spambot, do you want to hear this story?
Spambot: yep
Thepowdertoy: Once upon a time, a random weapon creator create a superweapon. A superweapon that can kill nearly everything in this universe. The weapon has 3 modes of operation, and guess what? One of the mode is named FGT. The F stands for final, meaning after activating this, this weapon will lose 99.999% of the power.
Spambot: What do this weapon look like?
Thepowdertoy: A sword. Something that could beat a nano saber
Spambot: Wait... NOOOOOOOO!!!! You are talking about that weapon from bleach! That is a extremely mythical item
AI: Detecting extremely high radio traffic, telling them to kill this ship at any cost. Reactor is running at 10000% and we have past the point of no return. Total energy generated is 1.05x the power generated by Arcturas class ship and increasing.
Thepowdertoy: T-destruction?
AI: 1 hour before explosion
Thepowdertoy: Spambot, you have destroyed our ship. You have make a really big trouble for humanity. You invade our planet. Yes, I do know that my ship is based on ancient technology. This ship is not as advanced as AIV or Arcturas. NOW, STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!