The Spambot Wars: The History

    Quote from execbolts


    Open your eyes. I've posted several times on the Rocket Science thread. By the way, is it that bad that I only post there for now? I've just started getting used to the site. At the time of this writing, I'm going to write another post in the Spambot wars thread, because I like writing an exciting and interesting story.


    Also:
    Steam Box. Exclusive content. Put it together. And the numerology thing is really stupid. Since when does a number have anything to do with the quality of a game?
    I'm getting fed up with this. Just stop, please.
    Thank you, Blaster.


    I was not going against you,, I just said that most of the Spambot RP Writers are only using the offtopic subforum.

    Quote from Sinnaj63


    I was not going against you,, I just said that most of the Spambot RP Writers are only using the offtopic subforum.


    It doesn't relate to IC2 enough to go anywhere else without admins overreacting!

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    Its times like this that I wish I had the power to delete post on my own threads. THIS IS SUPOSED TO BE A BIO POST ON THE SPAMBOT WARS, SO UNLESS YOUR GOING TO MAKE A BIO POST, DONT POST HERE AT ALL.

    Thank you! The post is deleted!

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    Name: Edward Bolts (Executive)


    The Bolts Family: A History


    Among the many countries, dictatorships, and soverign states in the world of Minecraftia, there exists a small, isolated little nation known as Krystallia. Being isolated, its culture was stuck at the European Rennaisance until the advent of the modern airplane. It still exhibited a bias toward Medieval society, until the Third Bordurian War, in 1922. The conflict between Borduria and Syldavia quickly escalated into a continental war. Krystallia was a heavily contested area, resulting in the death of hundreds of thousands of innocent Krystallians until the Parliament demanded a response to these atrocities. The government was translated from a monarchy to a socialist democracy, top scientists were inducted into an emergency nuclear weaponry program, and the border security was tightened so much, the plan used a physical wall. Four years later, the first uranium bomb the world had ever known was dropped on Streichbourg, the Bordurian capital city. Needless to say, the war ended almost immediately. Among the scientists participating in the Dylausa Project was a William Bolts, a relatively unknown royal metallurgist with a penchant for tinkering with radioactive materials. His son, Howard Bolts, was a mathematician and a materials scientist, whose claim to fame was the Bolts- Pierre Theorem, a principal that paved the way to current Macerator technology developed by Alblaka Industries. Considering this impressive lineage, it is hardly surprising that the newest Bolts would make a massive mark on the world. How massive the mark happened to be was completely unprecedented.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    Quote from execbolts

    Syldavia


    You've been reading Tintin.

    Age: 16. Favourite school subject: Physics/Chemistry.


    The IC2 forums could really use a lot more of [REDACTED], [DATA EXPUNGED] and ████████.


    I'm in a so called "after-school". It's freaking fantastic and nowhere near as boring as normal school!

    It's awesome, isn't it?

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    Name: Edward Bolts (Executive)


    The Beginnings of a Corporate Empire


    We cannot give an account of Edward Bolts' early childhood, as all information on it has been classified by the Krystallian millitary. The earliest we can go is age eighteen, when he graduated the White City Institute of Technology, notoriously the most difficult college in the world, with four doctorates. An intelligence of this caliber has not been seen in the history of Minecraftia except for the man behind Gregorious Techneticies Intergalactical. Considering this, it can't be surprising that Bolts started a rival corporation, Metasystems Engineering, Inc. LLC. It never reached the scale of GregTech, as the powerful hypercorporation already had a virtual monopoly on industrial and consumer infrastructure manufacturing, so Metasystems Engineering eventually became a top millitary contractor and R&D company. Bolts' affiliation with the government led to several important incidents later in his life.


    Next: Redacted, Data Expunged, Classified and ████████

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    Name: Edward Bolts (Executive)


    Redacted, Data Expunged, Classified and ████████


    In the winter of 1977, the young Edward bolts recieved a proposition. Far from anything marriage- related, he was asked to participate in a weapons development project. He accepted, hardly knowing what he was in for. The head of the project was a Dr. Erikson, who held a firm belief that Bolts' company's success was entirely due to industrial espionage. Heedless of the boy's protests, he placed him in an espionage team that was tasked with stealing designs from Tsijakustanian laboratories. This eventually went horribly wrong, as should be expected. The aircraft that he and two other spies were escaping a lab in was shot down. Bolts was the only survivor, and he sustained innumerable injuries, ranging from broken bones to the unspeakable result of having a meter- long shard of titanium pass through his chest. In fact, he only survived because he had designed a biomechanical system in anticipation of events such as these. He was removed from the program and went back to his business.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

    Hi guys, sorry I haven't posted in a while. Name: Scott Age:25-32 (Honestly never thought about it, he's weird.) Bio:Not much is known about him, other than that he made a Twilight Portal and sought refuge. From the start, he has proved a (semi) valuable part of the team. He met Blaster when he got captured, and destroyed an entire dimension on purpose. He is not human, but a human-ender hybrid. He claims not to remember his past, but he must be hiding something. He is a Mage, and likely got his powers a). He's part enderman and b), The Twilight Forest. He hunted down the monsters, and disappeared in the third season. (Aka I got lazy/busy.) He is likely to come back. (Does he count as a major character? if so, please include me in the comic/writing/whatever someone wants to do.) Sorry I've been so off-topic.

    Quote from Sinnaj63

    Ok, one of you shitty Rpers finally posted something, giving proof of you actually being unable to read or do anything with numbers except randomly using them! Please do not insult actual members for a small mistake. Everyone has Necro'd at least once, especially if you are new and have no idea how the forum works. ~ Sirus


    But he isn't damn new! He is, just above this post, stating that he was away for a while, and the post count seems to be failing when you post too mouch in the offtopic section!

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    Quote from Sinnaj63


    But he isn't damn new! He is, just above this post, stating that he was away for a while, and the post count seems to be failing when you post too mouch in the offtopic section!

    His post was about his character in this Thread. And although he may not be "New" to the forum, people still make mistakes. Not entirely sure why a single post in a non-offtopic section, that happened to be a Necro (To which i warned him, and now hopefully he will check the last post's date) , makes him Shitty or unable to read/use numbering.
    Note: There is a reason for the off topic section.