Posts by DispleasedScottie

"This is Zeus Station, launching the Sword of Damocles." The station AI said.
"This is Angel, abort, I repeat, abort!" The radio buzzed.
"That would be defying direct order of my commanders." The AI replied.
"Damnit..... we have to destroy those things. They'll hit with the force of tactical nukes.. Wait.... where is that one headed?" Angel typed in.

Kryptia's POV

"Why is my PDA buzzing.... wait, we have reports of objects on ballistic trajectories coming towards us. Most likely Rods from God. Everyone, grab your stuff, and head through that nexus!" I yelled, grabbing my pack and heading through the portal. We ended up in a town.

-I hold Lucy back. Theron walks up next to me. He whispers in my ear.-
Theron: "I'm a brother of Chaos, like Scott. I only now just awakened. They said I had to awaken because another Brother failed."
-Theron smiles.-

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Kry: "Sarah.... I'm so sorry."
Sarah: "Grr...."
-Sarah stares at Lucy, who is being restrained by a mysterious figure. A man walks out of the nexus.-
Lucy: "Who-"
-The man wears a black cloak with purple outlines, and a black hat which casts shadows across his face, so his face is concealed. He has red glowing eyes.-
????????: "My name is Theron. Hello, Kryptia."
-He shakes my hand.-

How do I claim land in Yourworldoftext?

GAHD REAGEN, GIVE US OEUR NEWKS BAHCK!

Nuclear engines! Which do exist IRL with NTRs which have almost insane power and ISP.

Might be exaggerating a bit.

I shall use an Alcubierre Drive to propel us into space!
I shall use ion drives, and NTR to win this war!

I SHALL FIGHT FOR IDON'TNOW'S SIDE!

I VOLUNTEER MYSELF AS TRIBUTE!

Kry: "Guys, get your stuff."
-I use my powers to summon a nexus. It has a pentagram on it. Meanwhile, Lucy is nuzzling Electos.-
Lucy: "I love human men...."
Electos: "Um..."
Sarah: "GET OFF OF HIM!"
-Lucy releases a dark beam which freezes Sarah in place. She wraps her arms around Electos, kissing him, draining his energy.-

Kry: "Xavier, I'm so sorry about my sister. She's a succubus. Literally. So yes, I'm implying we're both demons."
-I shrug.-
Kry: "You can't blame her. Also, where are we going?"

Lucy: "What's your name?"
-Lucy walks up to Xavier, and out of nowhere grabs him and kisses him. He feels his energy slowly being wasted away.-
Kry: "LUCY!"
-She has a look of lust in her eyes.-

-A pentagram appears on the wall. A puff of smoke appears.-
Xavier: "Huh?"
-A girl appears. She has my silver hair, except she has blood red eyes. She's wearing a very exposing top and pants, and has a seductive look in her eyes.-
Girl: "Hi, Kryptia."
-She seems to be intoxicating to be around. She's eyeing Xavier.-
Kry: "Hello, Lucy. Guys, this is my sister."

Kry: "So.... Is my location where we're going? It's protected from humans, which is gonna be handy."

-Scott's POV-
Angela: "ARGHHH!"
-I wake up to see Angela foaming at the mouth, looking like a wild animal. She charges, a knife in her hand.-
Scott: "...."
-I twist her wrist, summoning my shadow spear. I have no choice but to stab her in the heart with my spear. When I do so I feel pain inside. The only person who ever understood me is dead, because she went mad. I knew something was wrong, she was like the guards on TV.-

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Kry: "Xavier, I know where we could assemble it."
Xavier: "Where?"
Kry: "A place untouched by the wars, a place untouched by human expansion. Normally humans would be killed, but I can get you guys access to it safely."

Kry: "Where am I?"
Sarah: "You're at Blaster's house."
Kry: "Uh... okay?"
-I have of yet to tell them my secrets.-

-I run over, using my scythe to massacre the guards, slicing any who dared to get near me I try to buy them some time, and I see ?????. I rush over to them.-
Kry: "Sir, are you okay?"
?????: "No..."
-I grab the person, heaving them over my shoulder, running out of the building.-

Kry: I can hold them, you guys go!
-I assume a defensive position, holding my scythe at the ready.-

Kry: "REAPER'S SMITE!"
-A large group of guards pause and a white vapor is sucked out of their mouths and it comes to be absorbed by my body. They all collapse.-
Kry: "You know, there's a reason they call me Demon."
-I charge at a guard, stabbing him in the chest with my scythe. I use my laser on explosive mode, taking out another group.-

-Scott's POV-
Angela: "Hey, Scott, come watch this!"
-Angela is the girl I was staying with at the time, she had inherited one of the few astronomy observatories left in Minecraftia. I walked up to the TV, silent as I usually was for 20 years after the war, since I was mute.-
Electos: "It is done."
-There's a commotion somewhere.-
Electos: "Something's wrong..."
-The camera pans over to the crowd, and guards are attacking innocent civilians. I knew something would go wrong, as there were still some evil people out there. I rush from the couch into my room. The radio starts up.-
Radio: "This is Guardian Station 1, requesting permission to launch Demon."
-I type something out in Morse Code.-
Scott: "This is Angel, you have full permission to launch Demon."

-Demon's POV-
???: "This is Demon, undocking from Guardian Station One. Currently using my reaction control system to maneuver away from the station."
Angel: "Affirmative, good luck out there."
Demon: "I don't need luck."
-As I say this, I fire my retrograde thrusters, bringing my apogee down to re-entry levels. I see flames forming on the sides of my drop pod. Luckily there are ablative heatshields on the capsule.-
Demon: "This is Demon, I am reentering the atmosphere, coming in hot over New Mojang City. Using chutes to slow my descent."
Angel: "You okay?"
Demon: "Yep."
-My chutes slow me down enough to make a safe descent, coming in over the plaza. I deploy the landing legs, feeling about 2G when I hit the ground. I open the door to my capsule, breathing in the fresh air after being in space so long. I hop out of the capsule, carrying a laser, and a large scythe. I run towards the facility. I see a man, who I believe is named Electos.-
Demon: "This is Kryptia, codename Demon, reporting for duty from the Minecraftian Emergency Response Station."