Join-messages

Alblaka · Aug 26th 2011

Just an amusing thought, created from a discussion me and darenton had:
How about (after finishing up the important stuff) implementing an automated join-message for members of the dev team & IC Supporters into the server mod?

Upon players connecting to the server (i'm sure i'Ve seen a hook for that in ModLoaderMP), the mod reads out the name of the player and compares it to a hardcoded list.
F.e. if i join a server, it could print "Alblaka has joined the server, WHERE'S MY TOOTHPICK?!" or something (bad example).

Could be an amusing Easter-Egg, not?

Anyone got suggestions for his oneliners yet? If possible, link it to whatever you're doing in/for IC(²).

darenton2k7 · Aug 26th 2011

darenton2k7 has joined the server, watch him fall in lava and ragequit? you know why lol
darenton2k7 has joined the server, he can mine, dine and whine (whine = cry)
darenton2k7 has joined the server, anyone got marshmallows (cos im gona fry myself in lava) lol

darenton2k7 has joined the server, hes soo hot that hes molton

darenton2k7 has joined the server, lava lovely day (lava = have a) "with a speech impediment"

i am the king of one liners i could go all day but ill stop here (didnt say any were good women like to slap me.... oh well )

lol also what do i do to help IC2..... easy i suggest useless ideas and be a pain in the but? (do i need a link t my dumbass ideas?)

cvl4317 · Aug 26th 2011

I suggest make it a bit poetic. http://www.rhymer.com/RhymingDictionary/server.html

<player> has joined the server, ... ... ... (rhyming word)?

for example:
cvl4317 has joined the server, will he get any balder?

Alblaka · Aug 26th 2011

Quote from cvl4317

I suggest make it a bit poetic. http://www.rhymer.com/RhymingDictionary/server.html

<player> has joined the server, ... ... ... (rhyming word)?

for example:
cvl4317 has joined the server, will he get any balder?

1. How does that rhyme?
2. Then everything would need to rhyme on server... vastly limits the possibylities

Vilaz · Aug 26th 2011

Quote from darenton2k7

darenton2k7 has joined the server, watch him fall in lava and ragequit? you know why lol
darenton2k7 has joined the server, he can mine, dine and whine (whine = cry)
darenton2k7 has joined the server, anyone got marshmallows (cos im gona fry myself in lava) lol

darenton2k7 has joined the server, hes soo hot that hes molton

darenton2k7 has joined the server, lava lovely day (lava = have a) "with a speech impediment"

i am the king of one liners i could go all day but ill stop here (didnt say any were good women like to slap me.... oh well )

lol also what do i do to help IC2..... easy i suggest useless ideas and be a pain in the but? (do i need a link t my dumbass ideas?)

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You are indeed these just crushed Me.

vilaz has joined the server, don't worry he'll be banned in no time.
vilaz has joined the server, He's allright meow nothing to see here.
Meow!
vilaz has joined the server, autokick in 5... 4... 3... 2...

imer · Aug 26th 2011

imer has joined the server, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

cvl4317 · Aug 26th 2011

Quote from Alblaka

1. How does that rhyme?
2. Then everything would need to rhyme on server... vastly limits the possibylities

serVER and bal'DER' rhyme.

Alblaka · Aug 26th 2011

Quote from cvl4317

serVER and bal'DER' rhyme.

Afaik it just doesn't sound right.
I'm not a Native English speaker, thus i'm eventually plainly mistaken, though.

darenton2k7 · Aug 26th 2011

Quote from Alblaka

Afaik it just doesn't sound right.
I'm not a Native English speaker, thus i'm eventually plainly mistaken, though.

im from the REAL country that invented english and you sir are 100% correct those do not rhyme

Feanturi · Aug 28th 2011

this sounds funny^^

would like to see that in IC²

Adien_Alexander · Aug 28th 2011

"Adien87 has joined the server. You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it."

=D

lordomus · Aug 29th 2011

Lordomus has joined to game - not for long only for 1st lava contact
Lordomus has joined to game - Hello and Die !

xKillerbees · Aug 29th 2011

killerbeez has joined the server....and he threw it on the ground!

killerbeez has joined the server....no more happiness!

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