The spambot wars season 3

  • *shuttle lands on a street*
    *several creature landed near it*


    thepowdertoy: I don't know who are you, but if you want to protect the shuttle, just do it. I have something to do in the sewers
    *enters a trapdoor*


    thepowdertoy: Huskar what is your status?


    Huskar: I have put the jammer on the tower


    thepowdertoy: Alright turn it on. It only have 30 minutes of battery life but it will well jam all spambot comm with anti kitchen wave. And connect it to aghanim.net


    Huskar: Already
    Connecting to Aghanim.net...Connected
    Sewer Weapon System...10% loaded
    Reactor Control System: Operational at 420 EU/t
    New device detected.....Installing device driver....Driver installled
    >script
    r=peripheral.wrap(radar1)
    w=peripheral.wrap(catapult1)
    while true do
    a,x,y,z= r.detectthings()
    if a==spambot then
    w.setCoord+X (x)
    w.setCoord+Y (y)
    w.setCoord+Z (z)
    w.fire()
    end
    ----------
    kill jammer
    Jammer killed


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    For me nothing is OP. It just a mod for fun and I'm playing it for fun. Unless it created items from nothing. Automining not included, neither do in case of self replicating machine. However GregTech is still good, so:


    GregTech Documentation Task Force Needed!

  • *Bitterholz sneaks arround invisible in the Spambots Base. He wants to reach its rudimental Power Plant and some Command Units to kill them and steal some Infos about where they did take the Mincraftian Citizens to. N.I.C.O.L.E follows him without a Sound*


    *They reach a Corner of one of the Baracks and Bitterholz hides behind it, trying to get a Look on the Powerplant*


    Bitterholz: "Damn...Its guarded..."


    N.I.C.O.L.E: "So what now..."


    Bitterholz: "I think I need to get rid of this Guardbots...gimme some Seconds."


    *Bitterholz starts sneaking towards the Guards. He walks up on them from behind, close to the Powerplant's Wall. He reaches the Guards and bends his Arms backwards. He suddenly falls out of Stealth Mode and within a splitsecond the two Meele Blades in his Arms pop out, stabbing the Guards in the Back and retract again. The Guards fall to the ground like Rocks*


    Bitterholz: "N.I.C.O.L.E! Come here! Fast!"


    *N.I.C.O.L.E runns towards him*


    Bitterholz: "Now lets do them some Damage and get some Infos!"


    *Bitterholz and N.I.C.O.L.E start to Plant explosives in the Powerplant. Then they leave and sneak of on the Command Unit Barracks.*


    Bitterholz: "Watch the Effect N.I.C.O.L.E.."


    *He grabs his Remote Detonator and presses it. The Powerplant blows up in a HUGE Explosion. Suddenly all the Spambots in the Base start to run towards the burning and spark spraying Ruin.*


    N.I.C.O.L.E: "Wow! Thats nice!"


    Bitterholz: "Okey now that they are Distracted, we can easily reach they Informations we need to find the Place they come from and where they took the enlaved People to..."


    N.I.C.O.L.E: "Then what are we waiting for!"


    *N.I.C.O.L.E and Bitterholz sneak into the Commanders Barracks...but they didn't notice that a Intelli-Cam spotted them and gave silent Alarm.*


    *They start reading Logfiles and Struff like that, as 3 Spambot Commanders enter the Room with their Weapons drawn!*


    Spambot Commanders: "HANDS UP!"


    *Bitterholz and N.I.C.O.L.E turn arround frightened and put their hands up.*


    N.I.C.O.L.E: "But how...How did you know..."


    Spambot Commander: "We had silent Alarms! You put up your own Trap by comeing here! Stupid Minecraftians!"


    N.I.C.O.L.E: "You damn Spambots!"


    Spambot Commander: "Ah I see! You're an AI! Well you are very usefull then! GUARDS! Rip her Programm and get us Access!"


    *Guards come in and Grab N.I.C.O.L.E. One tries to Connect to her Holo Matrix.*


    N.I.C.O.L.E: " Get off of me! Leave me alone you Bastards! Bitterholz...HELP ME!"


    *Bitterholz's Face looks cold...his Eyes are closed...Suddenly they Open.*


    Bitterholz: "N.I.C.O.L.E? You said you are Backed up?"


    N.I.C.O.L.E: "Yes I am...but...what do you want to do....!"


    Bitterholz: "Sorry for your Holo Matrix...Tell the Others I won't give up fighting...."


    N.I.C.O.L.E: "What are you..."
    *Bitterholz Stabs her with one of his Blades....ans whispers in her Ear: Can't let them get into your Programm....Sorry...tell the others I will might still be Alive.... Then he lets her fall to the Ground. Her holo Matrix starts vanishing and Bitterholz truns towards the Spambot Commanders*


    Bitterholz: "And now..." *He pops out both Blades* "Now its YOUR Time! AHHHHH!!!!!"


    *The last things N.I.C.O.L.E sees is how Bitterholz starts fighting the Commanders, kills some of them but then gets knocked out and carried away...then her screen gets Black...and she Reboots after some Seconds in Blaster's Base......*

  • Executive Bolts: Well, Executive Jack, it's very kind of you to join us. Status update?
    D.A.W.N.: ReCaptcha shield online.
    Executive Jack: There's not much to tell. They've penetrated the defense coordinator network and we couldn't isolate the break. I also found something out about an upgraded version of their kitchen rays.
    D.A.W.N.: That can't be good. Shall I activate the Ethyl Hyperbenzate plants?
    Executive Bolts: We'll need to start the nuclear reactor banks. I need all the energy I can get.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


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  • (Oh btw sorry guys for not posting for awhile, school got in the way.)


    -a broadcast hacks into blaster's channel-



    Blaster: NICOLE, who is hacking into it?


    NICOLE: It appears to not be a spambot....


    Scott: BLASTER!


    Blaster: That sounds familiar, almost like .... wait... Scott.


    Scott: Yeah, um... I kinda need to go to Mojang City. Also, I managed to research more magic, which is always good.


    Blaster: OK, sending a shuttle to you.


    -it pulls up, opening the door for me-


    Scott: To Mojang City, and fast.


    -The Slip-Drives activate-




    -when I arrive, I see a group of soldiers getting swarmed by the spambots.-


    Soldier: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


    -I pull out a staff, pulling my hand up and pointing the staff at the spambots, chunks of earth and stone flying towards them at high speeds-


    -the spambots retreat, leaving me and the soldiers in an abandoned city block with lots of craters in the ground-


    Scott: Blaster, I need a medic and an escort to the barracks. I want to help.

  • Blaster: Sorry Scott, little busy right now


    *Surrounded by spambots
    Blaster: You guys really want me dead, don't you


    *Spambot shoots Blaster in back
    Blaster: Gah


    *looks in cloak, no wound
    Blaster: Well, good to know the cloak works
    Spambot 1: What, this is impossible.
    Blaster: Let's wrap this up, Blaziken, return


    *Recalls Blaziken
    Blaster: Meteor Jump


    *Destroys nearby Spambots
    Spambot 2: Open fire
    Blaster: Blazing Beam.

  • Hmm I wonder why noone sees the end of my last Part....N.I.C.O.L.E just lost her holo Matrix...
    (Sorry if i`m picky but I Don`t Want the Story to get delined again...)


  • *After battle
    Blaster: N.I.C.O.L.E, you there


    *In nervous voice
    N.I.C.O.L.E: I'm here Blaster
    Blaster: What's wrong?
    N.I.C.O.L.E: Me and Bitterholz were surrounded by Spambots, in order to protect me, Bitterholz killed me to ensure that my program wasn't taken by the Spambots
    Blaster: And thus you experienced death
    N.I.C.O.L.E: Yes, but I don't want to experience that again. Is there a way to protect my matrix better.
    Blaster: There is, I have a set of armour that I designed for you, it hasn't been tested yet so it may not function correctly, but it will protect you. If you feel like coming back to the battle, use one of the AB 20's. Good luck N.I.C.O.L.E.
    N.I.C.O.L.E: Thank you.

  • T.O.M.: Sir, a spambot bombing squadron has been detected. Their trajectory is such that they will pass over the Mojang City Defense Coordination Center in seven minutes.
    S.A.M.: If they destroy it, all defenses will be rendered inoperative, including coordinated ReCaptcha shields.
    Executive Bolts: T.O.M., can you align the Firmament cannon in time?
    T.O.M.: No, sir. Much of my processing power is currently devoted to the spectral plasmonics. If you like-
    *A huge explosion drowns out T.O.M.'s sentence, as a missile slams into theVeil of Daybreak. Several airships appear seemingly out of thin air, surrounding the massive tactics execution platform.*
    Executive Bolts: Scramble the Adamantine Sqadron! Jack, get out there.
    Executive Jack: But-
    Executive Bolts: Now! I don't have time to argue! The ship is under attack. D.A.W.N., unlock full function of Tactics Oversight Mainframe 1.9.265XVC, voiceprint authorization.
    D.A.W.N.: Command acknowledged.
    T.O.M.: Control synchonization complete. Awaiting instructions.
    Executive Bolts: Switch Iris craft to Immediate-Range Defense and Aerobatic Combat, engage spambot squadron. Retract turboplasma engines, switch to autogenous ramjet thrusters. Activate Shiva cannons, banks four and eleven. Is the Nimbus network online?
    T.O.M.: Affirmative, commands acknowledged.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


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  • *A Spambot whidebroadcast airs suddenly in almost any Radio and Com-Link*
    Spambot: “Minecraftians! We have imprisoned one of your best Fighters into our Base! Give up or we will ensure him the most longest and terrible way of dieing! Put your weapons down and come out oft your bunkers or the one you know as Bitterholz will die!“


    *Broadcast ends*

  • thepowdertoy: Shit. Huskar, do you hear that? They imprisoned Bitterholz


    Huskar: And there will be bombing run too


    thepowdertoy: Get to the sewer now
    *several minutes later*
    thepowdertoy: Okay quick plan drafting. My catapult can throw ITNT on the bombing run easily. Huskar approach the base from the back and use your jumping stuff to instakill spambot and then use Berserker Blood to pretty much destroy spambot. And then I get up front and make distraction. We will start at local Mojang City Time 2200


    Huskar: There is severaI sentry guns defending the base


    thepowdertoy: Alright change of plan. We will use our shuttle and we will airdrop to the spambot base. We will spread around destroying sentry guns to allow execbolts to destroy this base safely and make us can get out from here safely
    *several minutes later*


    thepowdertoy: Huskar are you ready?


    Huskar: Ready


    --Transmission started--
    thepowdertoy: execbolts if you hear this prepare to nuke spambot base at my signal
    --Transmission ended--


    thepowdertoy: Activating jammer in 3..2..1 NOW! Gogogo
    *thepowdertoy and Huskar parachuting down*


    thepowdertoy: Huskar PUSH! I defend your back, you get to Bitterholz quickly. Jump if necessary


    Huskar: Alright


    thepowdertoy: I have grenade launcher spambots. Prepare to die


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    For me nothing is OP. It just a mod for fun and I'm playing it for fun. Unless it created items from nothing. Automining not included, neither do in case of self replicating machine. However GregTech is still good, so:


    GregTech Documentation Task Force Needed!

  • Blaster: Looks like it's now or never.


    *Activates Solaris Emerald, is now covered in a Blue, Energized armor. Releases Blaziken and Swampert
    Blaster: I want you two to go to the Missile control, meet up with N.I.C.O.L.E and help her redirect the missiles to intercept the bombers. Did you get that N.I.C.O.L.E
    N.I.C.O.L.E: Got it, I'm on my way
    Blaster: I'll leave you three to it, I'm getting Bitterholz out of there.


    *10 minutes latter
    Spambot 1: Halt, who's there?


    *Activates Holo matrixes
    Fake Spambot 1: We have captured this Minecraftian, we are taking him to the holding cells
    Spambot 2: It's Blaster, I can vaguely see him through that stupid visor. Your cleared to pass


    *In holding cell
    Blaster: Phase 1 complete, now to find out where Bitterholz is.


    *Armor around right hand liquidates and slides threw nearby panel, linking to wires behind.

  • *alarms ringing*
    WARNING Intruder detected at sector 5
    *grenades exploding everywhere*
    *laser firing everywhere*
    *spear going everywhere*


    thepowdertoy: Lets try this thermite flamethrower
    *spambots burned to nearly melting*


    Huskar: I get to that hallway there, probably Bitterholz is in there


    thepowdertoy: No I'm run of ammo
    Spambot: Hahaha you fail
    *grabs ender pouch and put the mining laser there and grab grenades and fuel*


    thepowdertoy: No?
    *rampage resumed*


    Dota 2 player at SEA server.


    For me nothing is OP. It just a mod for fun and I'm playing it for fun. Unless it created items from nothing. Automining not included, neither do in case of self replicating machine. However GregTech is still good, so:


    GregTech Documentation Task Force Needed!

  • *Door nearby Powdertoy and Huskar is obliterated, covered in smoke
    Powdertoy: what the hell?


    *Smoke clears, Blaster's in doorway
    Blaster: I see that I'm not the only one who's working on a rescue mission
    Huskar: who's the Spambot look alike?
    Blaster: I'm a bit offended by that remark


    *Removes visor showing face
    Powdertoy: Blaster?
    Blaster: the one and only


    *hears spambots
    Blaster: Get Down!!!


    *Powdertoy and Huskar duck, Hand armor shift and turn into a energy gun
    Blaster: Smile for the camera.


    *Fires destroying the spambots, turns gun back into hand
    Powdertoy: I see you have had an upgrade
    Blaster: Sort of. Come on, I know where Bitterholz is


    *start running down corridor
    Powdertoy: I've got to get me some armor like that.

  • Executive Bolts: Target Nimbus cell four on the Mojang City Defense Coordination Center.
    T.O.M.: Sir?
    Executive Bolts: Yes. There's a network intrusion and this is the only way to be sure that they won't turn it on us. That bombing squadron wasn't a bombing squadron. They were wrapping up their sabotage. Now, fire.
    *A cruise missile streaks through the air and pierces the glass dome of the Center. It then erupts in a brilliant explosion, destroying it completely. Around the city, turrets and missile lanchers power down.*
    Executive Bolts: Jack, status. *Static*
    D.A.W.N.: I hope he's all right. Oh, there's a message from Bitterholz. It's a distress signal. Shall I deploy a rescue team?
    Excutive Bolts: Deploy the Galena squadron. Now, I need to plan.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


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  • -- AI B32: Sir, You have been cleared for take-off.
    -- The Drake of Fire, A.K.A. Executive Jack: Roger that, are the upgrades to the XFA Nosferatu complete?
    -- AI B32: Yes, the ADMM Air to air/ground missles are equipped, as well as the Electronic Launcher.


    -- Executive Jack: Good. Re-Activate operation Stonehenge, and get the Megalith and Pendragon Operations online again as well.
    -- AI B32: But sir!! Those are meant for meteor defense!


    -- Executive Jack: I know, but we will be shooting meteors, just small ones with kitchen rays and laser cannons shooting at us. Anyway, they're a hive mind, it'll all be "exceptable losses," right?
    -- AI B32: I guess. Sir, your fighter is equipped and ready, and your wing is prepped for take-off. They're waiting your command.


    -- Executive Jack: Roger that. Let's kill some spambots.

    Wait, something funner than fire and void energy has been invented!?!?!? WHAT!!

  • Huskar: There is a door with several guard there


    thepowdertoy: Blaster and Huskar grab this mining laser and set it to long range mode and snipe them when we are ready


    Huskar: I'm ready


    Blaster: I'm ready too


    thepowdertoy: Shoot in 3...2...1 now
    *spambot destroyed*


    thepowdertoy: Alright I just need to spray the door with thermite and we prepare to breach
    *sprays thermite*


    thepowdertoy: Prepare to breach in 3....2...1 NOW!
    *door destroyed*
    *Blaster firing using his armor*
    *thepowdertoy using double handed mining lasers*
    *Huskar using his spears*


    Bitterholz: I'm here help me!
    Spambot: If you move I will kill your friend. Drop your weapon now*
    *Huskar is still left behind killing spambots*


    thepowdertoy:*whispers* Huskar prepare to jump now
    *Huskar jumps*
    Spambot: NOOOOOOOOOO Who are you
    *spambot getting hit and hurt*


    Huskar: I'm Huskar, The Sacred Warrior. And you just a bad spambot, do you?
    *spambot killed*


    Bitterholz: OMG


    thepowdertoy: Alright Blaster rescue Bitterholz to safety. Huskar follow me. We need to destroy this base fast


    Dota 2 player at SEA server.


    For me nothing is OP. It just a mod for fun and I'm playing it for fun. Unless it created items from nothing. Automining not included, neither do in case of self replicating machine. However GregTech is still good, so:


    GregTech Documentation Task Force Needed!

  • Executive Bolts: Jettison the nuclear reactors-
    D.A.W.N.: I don't see how that will help, sir.
    Executive Bolts: As I was saying, jettison the nuclear reactors, and try to match their trajectory to the spambot bomber.
    T.O.M.: But that's a fission bomb! They're unpredictable, not to mention illegal! If we did that we might as well turn ourselves over to the military!
    Executive Bolts: You're getting too human. Anyway, we can use the fusion reactor.
    D.A.W.N.: That's a prototype, sir. There's no telling whether it will work or not. I mean, the components work fine on their own, but we can't get it to make any plasma.
    Executive Bolts: It's been done before. I think that the ohmic heater is just incapable of producing enough heat. I know!
    D.A.W.N.: What?
    Executive Bolts: Call Jack again.
    D.A.W.N.: Uplinking... success.
    Executive Jack: I'm a little busy, Bolts. You'd better make this fast.
    Executive Bolts: Well, you see, I need to start my fusion reactor soon, but the ohmic coil I have installed just isn't producing enough heat. So, I thought that if you gave me the design for the quarterniary acceleration matrix on the Stonehenge, (D.A.W.N., turn on the AdBlock beacon) I could reduce the gluonic attraction and also accelerate the plasma constitutents fast enough to produce a break- even autogenous thermonuclear reaction. Also, the supercondensator isn't working as well as I'd hoped, and the Chandelier cannon circumvents the Verne limitation by using a graphene capacitance layer somewhere in the proliferation cell, but I don't know where, and it's very important that it's in the right place, or else it will backfeed or even explode from thermomagnetic stress. Furthermore, I tried to induce a cyclometric feed, but the injectors were overheating, and it kept destabilizing, even though I used three lithium dampening coils. I think that the alignment chamber on the Pendragon array used liqiud wolframium, but how is it that you keep it from breaching the reservoir? The only wolframium fluids I've encountered are ferrofluids, so maybe you found an angmallen or something. Can you help me with that too?
    Executive Jack: There wasn't a single word over three syllables that I understood. Make that two.
    D.A.W.N.: I told you it was hopeless trying to explain nuclear engineering to those military types.
    Executive Bolts: Oh, go construct a complex trancendental floating-point variable matrix. Anyway, Jack, I need the blueprints for your rail cannons. It's important.
    Executive Jack: Oh, fine. At leat spare me from your lectures.

    Everyone in the world is playing The Game.
    As soon as you think about The Game, you lose The Game. Be advised that you cannot lose The Game more than once in an hour.
    Whenever you lose The Game, you must say "I lost The Game."
    Since, when you think about The Game, you lose The Game, by reading this, you have just lost the game and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. You're welcome.


    Yes, I like Nintendo. What's it to you?


    My posts will be very infrequent. Just so you know.

  • thepowdertoy: RUN NOW TO THE SHUTTLE!
    *inside the shuttle*


    thepowdertoy: Blaster man the mounted gatling gun there. I need to check the borderline mark 5 reactor


    Huskar: thepowdertoy give me your grenade launcher


    thepowdertoy: k
    *several minutes later*


    thepowdertoy: Oh no


    Bitterholz: Why?


    thepowdertoy: Nuclear Information Panel indicates that GregTech plutonium cells have only 10 second burn time remaining, and my breeder reactor at home just explodes, so I cannot auto fuel this.


    Bitterholz: Nooo I forgot something!


    thepowdertoy: What is that?


    Bitterholz: The log files and that that can show us where the spambot come from


    Dota 2 player at SEA server.


    For me nothing is OP. It just a mod for fun and I'm playing it for fun. Unless it created items from nothing. Automining not included, neither do in case of self replicating machine. However GregTech is still good, so:


    GregTech Documentation Task Force Needed!

  • While the others were busy rescuing Bitterholz and preparing fusion reactors, Mojang City was slowly being retaken. The spambots were slowly being pushed out - very slowly. I was supposed to hack this SUNBEAM immobile laser platform, and use it to keep the Blue Boulevard, so-called for its blue paving, clear of spambots. The Blue Boulevard was being utterly destroyed. The two fronts had entrenched themselves, and while the minecraftians stayed in their trenches, the spambots played World War One. Wave after wave of spambots stormed over the no-mans-land, just to be destroyed before even being halfway across. I jumped into a building to the side of the boulevard, and started sneaking past the spambot line. Further ahead, I could see the SUNBEAM laser that the spambots had hacked. Once I reached it - it was placed a bit above the ground, in a hole in a wall of one of the buildings - I threw an EMP grenade at it. Aside from temporarily shutting down the SUNBEAM, it had the effect of frying spambots that strayed too close. I plugged an old IndustrialCorp TFBP USB key into the turret, and after half a minute, it was hacked. I jumped into it... and started raining death down on the spambots below. Soon, I had cleared the spambot trenches, and the Minecraftian soldiers advanced across the no-mans-land. The Blue Boulevard would soon be retaken.

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  • I was driving to the spaceport when I realized I had lotsa C4 in the back. I quickly programmed a nearby turtle to fly into the spambot forces, and I attached C4 to the turtle. I then set the turtle on its way to the spambot forces. It eventually got there, but it was shot down by Spambot AA.
    Me: Time to apply my methods.


    I then found a convenient IndustrialCorp dive bomber, and dropped plasma bombs by the dozen on Spambot fortifications. As soon as I saw the Blue Boulevard being taken, my plane was nearly hit by a Spambot flier. I then saw many spambot fliers aiding their meanacing deeds by kamikaze bombing into Minecraftian Army positions. I used my defensive lasers to take out as many spambot divebombers as possible, but there were so many! The laser batteries ran out quickly, and I inserted new ones. But this delay brought on a giant suicide bomber Spambot flier, and it crashed into a Minecraftian position, obliterating the 4J Studios Memorial Park!
    Me: Damn spambots! Why do you not give up?! Oh right, their AI is as clever as cockroaches, therefore they keep coming! *Message to ground forces* This is T10a, I am avaliable for air support! Simply radio a request for air support, and I should be there laying down hell!


    After that, I simply flew around, aiding as best as I could as air support. And a lot of plasma bombs were dropped, mind you. :D