Yeah, I know. Mining machines, diamond drills, lappacks, mining lasers! Short of EE jewels, we can get downright destructive. However, my feet hurt and I'm old.
Make it complicated to build. A dozen bogeys per track, 2 tracks, gotta make the cab and chassis, specially built engines, big ol' kickass blade and/or bucket for excavation, and fuel. Especially fuel. Lots of it.
Hop in, don't set coordinates or put down markers or anything as lame as all that. Jot down your coordinates, drive until you wanna turn, then turn. Anything that gets in the way is no longer in the way. Trees, animals, gardens, houses, nothing argues with the blade. Great for leveling that plot of land you want to build (or rebuild, you crazy bastard) your dream home on, and you have the satisfaction of knowing you polluted the air for the privilege. You can also accessorize, making it into a tractor to plant, harvest, irrigate, or cut a jagged swath across the countryside. Oh, and a trailer with a BC collector pipe to pick up the mess is optional.
Please, dearest Alblaka. Make me a bulldozer. With dyeable wool seats.
And a jukebox.
