[Begin Halfjoke]
[Begin Salespitch]
Have you ever been mining, and suddenly just fallen into lava, and BOOM! There goes your lapis? Then the revolutionary new HOTPANTS are for you! These high quality rubber and carbon sythetic pants protect you completely from fire and lava*! HAYO!
*note that long term exposure to heat may melt the pants, causing a major loss of heat protection.
And YES! These are even better than those wussy fire resistance potions! How do you know that that weak "Magic" stuff is going to last? Open your inventory You don't! These are a reliable*, sexy*, dependable* AND long lasting solution*!
* Has not been proven
Here's how to make your own*!
*note that any homemade versions do not pass quality inspection, and may be subject to melting when near extreme heat.
[End Salespitch]
Yes, this is a half joke, but if the idea is popular, I guess that's a good thing. These pants would be worn like normal pants, but not provide any protection. When you are on fire, or in lava, however, these would absorb ALL damage from the lava/fire, and take it directly to the armour durability. These, to prevent being overpowered, would only last maybe a minute in lava, and five minutes on fire.
[End Halfjoke}
Thought of Alternate recipe:
Where is raw carbon mesh.
