Fun: Diary of the last survivors of the spambot apocalypse

Day 21:

They are everywhere, oh no whats that OMG ITS A zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

--CONNECTION TIMED OUT--

Day: 22
Location: Every working radio or broadcast receiver
Signal Strenght: Weak

-- Transmission received --

TO EVERYONE OUT THERE I'M DR IN SIBERIA SENDING A MESSAGE TO EVEYRONE WHO WANTS TO BE SAFE FOR HUNDRED YEARS.
IM SENDING ALL OF YOU MY COORDINATES ITS SAFE HERE IVE GOT A TELEPORTER THAT WORKS.
A RIP FIELD GENERATOR IS DESTROYING ALL THE SPAM BOTS COMING TO MY VICINITY.
BUT THIS ISN'T WHY I'M BROADCASTING, I'M BROADCASTING BECAUSE I'VE FOUND OUT WHAT THE SPAM BOTS ARE MADE OF.
I'VE ALSO FOUND OUT THEY DUPLICATE EVERYTIME THEY DIE.
THEY ARE NOT ACCTUALLY ROBOTIC THERE... BBBBZZZTT!!!

[CONNECTION FAILED: CAUSE SPAM BOT INTERCEPTION OF TRANSMISSION]
Do you want to buy a kitchen?

-- Transmission End --

Day 23

--ROBOT DAMAGE ALERT!--
SKELETRON PRIME STATUS: PRIME VICE BROKEN, PRIME CANNON DAMAGED.
THE DESTROYER STATUS: 25% BODY DAMAGED, 25 PROBES RELEASED.
SENDING ROBOTS BACK FOR REPAIRS.

Do you want a --SCSSHZZH-- NO! GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM! *system sabotage spambots terminated*

--MESSAGE TRANSMISSION ENDED--

Day 25
SUCK LASERS YOU STUPID SPAMBOT! *PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW* *BOOM* *clink* *clank* *clunk* *clonk* Hmm? whats this weird feather thingy... wait, a mechanical feather? *searches mechanical feather on google* Hmm, it says that it is rumored to be able to summon a dragon-like creature known as the Wyvern. I have a feeling that this Wyvern creature might possibly be a descendant ancestor of Alblaka. I dont know if it will work, but I think it might be able to help us.
DROID: Sir, repairs on The Destroyer and Skeletron Prime have been finished. We will be sending them off in a few moments.
--LAUNCHING ROBOTS IN 3,2,1... SPAMKILLERS ARE GO!--

--END OF MESSAGE--

Day 26: After lugging through various terrain, I finally recive a recapatcha with the teleport coordinates.
*few hours of random stuff and gunfire later* Ok, a the teleport... HOLY SHIT *Explosive mining laser fires near me* Should have seen that one coming. But I transmit the confirmed completed capatcha code and they accept. For now I'll hold out, maintaining the Bucket Causuc reactor, Tesla Coils and the Deployers with Explosive Mininglasers. Whatever we do, we must *BZZZZZZTTTT* I HATE DROPPING THIS STUPID-Oh hey, it works. I really need to stop wearing my gloves sometime >_>.
*END OF DAY 26.*

Day 28

I think I can make this mechanical feather work now. Ive opened it up and fixed anything broken, and now its gonna work. Its time...

A sinister cry howls from above...

WYVERN HAS AWOKEN!

It is comming, teammates. ALOT of the spambots should be gone when it arrives, and the spambots trying to corrupt the teleporter connection should be destroyed too.

--END OF MESSAGE--

Day 29: After surviving wave after wave of Spambots, I see this Wyvern in the sky. It destroys many Spambots in a single blow, however knowing the numbers of the spambots which is way more than the amount of EU an MFSU can hold, I doubt it will hold on for long. Wait. THERE IS EVEN MORE? SPAMBOTS? Well, at least the Wy-HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE AN AA BATTERY!! D: We need the Low Orbit Lightning Rod, NAO! Setting the self destruct on standby, T-10a out.

Day: 30
Username: Noob Steve
Location: Unknown

Noob Steve: OOOOOOO what's this?

-- Old Video Recording Begin --

I am Hanley Zugoth, a Xeno-Biologist I study alien life forms.
I got one thing to say about Nature.
Nature doesn't just adapt.
Nature cheats, changes the rules and slips
out the back door with your wallet.
While you're still trying to figure
out what the hell happened.
AND NATURE WILL ARRIVE ONE DAY!!!
THE ZERG!!!
THEY WILL SURELY DESTROY ALL THE ENEMYS IN THERE PATH!!!
Although...
I think...
They might also...
Destroy minecraftia...

-- Video End --

Noob Steve: Oh Cool... wait...

*sees giant monster like aliens descend from the sky and destroy everything around them*
*realises they are the zerg*

Noob Steve: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Day 31
After destroying so many spambots, the Wyvern needs a break and some time to heal its wounds. Skeletron Prime and The Destroyer will be backing up for it. Im also modifying a mechanical eye I got from a spambot the Wyvern killed. Soon, it will be the main component of a very strange robot I found somewhere. Most people that have seen it call it 'The Twins', because it is a pair of eyes, one with a green retina, the other with a red retina. Some say that the green one is called Spazmatism, and the red one Retinazer.

--END OF MESSAGE--

Day 33
After examining The Twins' inner workings, I found out that is a cyborg robot. Under Retinazer's organic outside, it is completely mechanical. There is a laser turret where the pupil is. Spazmatism's mechanical inside is even stranger. It seems to be some kind of robotic mouth that has sharp metal teeth. There is also what appears to be a heavily modified flamethrower. It is beleived that the flames created by it cannot be extinguished by water.

It will be ready to lauch soon.

--END OF MESSAGE--

Day 34: After waiting for so long, I'm getting bored. The GregTech Intergalatical Robots are a great source of entertainment, but I just wish for this war against Spambots to be over soon. *accidentally activates tesla coils* AH SHIT!!! *flicks lever like crazy* NOOOO! IT'S BUSTED! Gotta warn everyone *mic activates*

**BROADCAST TO ALL SURVIVORS**
WEAR YOUR NANOSUITS NOW! WE HAVE ACTIVE TESLACOILS AND YOUR BEST BET FOR SURVIVAL IS A NANOSUIT CHESTPIECE. AND REMEMBER, EXPLOSIVE MODE FOR LAZORS. SENDING A PACKAGE TO YOU ALL CONTAINING A FREE NANOSUIT FOR YOUR SURVIVAL.
T-10a OUT. GOOD LUCK MY FRIENDS.
**END OF BROADCAST**

Well, I'll be warping soon. T-10a out.
*END OF DAY 34*

Day 35
--ROBOT DAMAGE ALERT!--
THE DESTROYER STATUS: 45% BODY DAMAGED, 32 PROBES RELEASED.
SKELETRON PRIME STATUS: PRIME LASER DISABLED, PRIME SAW BLUNT.
SENDING ROBOTS BACK FOR REPAIRS

DROID: Sir, The Twins are ready for takeoff. They are launching now.

--ROBOT LAUNCH IN 3,2,1... BLASTOFF!--

The Wyven has also recovered and is now ready to fight again. T-10a, I will be sending a repair droid to fix the tesla coils. It is coated in a special metal that cannot let electricity pass through it, so it will be fine while it is repairing them.

--END OF MESSAGE--

Day 36: After receiving Leo17453's message, I sit in wait for those Defensebots with that special MetalAlloy they have. I suddenly see a sign in the city, advertising GregTech before the Spambot apocalypse happened:

That company must have been HUGE before this Apocalypse. I gotta go clean up that Taint those Spambots left here, bye.
**END OF DAY 36**

Day 37
The repair droids should be arriving soon. Also, how are my 3 spamkiller robots doing? I am also repairing some kind of gun an arms dealer gave me. He says its called the 'Minishark'

--END OF MESSAGE--

Day: 38

-- Begin Transmission --

ALL SHALL FALL TO MY WRATH I AM THE SWARMS QUEEN!!!
THE QUEEN OF BLADES!!!
THE SPAM BOTS WILL FALL TO US,
AND WE SHALL DESTROY EVERYTHING ELSE ALONG WITH THEM!!!

FOR THE SWARM!!!

-- Transmission End --

This is the 3rd strongest zerg
This is the strongest the queen of blades and was once human