Lol, because its fun to watch you.
Step 0) Watch me? I don't get it.
Step 1) Douche bag.
Step 2) Go to Step 1.
I really want you to implement some stuff I thought would be useful and you're plainly being a douche bag and it's starting to get moderately annoying.
So I will ask you nicely to stop.
EDIT: I got too much aluminum now, what do I do?