coffee machine
tea
Who would ever deface the Great British Drink of Tea with some peasant's coffee machine?
I'd much rather put an SSD in it and turn it into a server, and make tea using a kettle like a normal person, than playing single player and drinking some peasant tea.
Not that I would do something like that, but I already heard someone who knows someone who already saw someone saying something on TV saying that they did something like that.
I would also rather eat my elevenses without tea than with tea out of a coffee machine. And I drink a lot of tea. Mostly peppermint tea.
Searching google for anything along the lines of Minecraft and coffee machines either returns a coffee machine adding mod, or java code to emulate a coffee machine.
Anyone got an (unwanted) coffee machine laying about? 
Do you really want to try that? It only works with the biiiiiiiig coffee machines since the small ones don't have any programs to run and mostly don't run on java.
It'd sure be fun. Unless giant coffee machines are really expensive, in which case I'll stick to phones.
I don't know, but some clever fellow can play Doom on his printer.
At first I thought you just meant play the Doom song moving the printer head (like people do with floppy drives), but actually playing the game is a whole new level.
Why buy a Xbox One when you could get a printer instead! 
Just imagine playing Minecraft on a printer letting it print out every single frame...
20 frames per minute I wonder if Fastcraft would make it print any faster...
lol.
How about optifine? Would that make the printer use less ink?
Optimising FTW
maybe have a config for using fast graphics for less ink usage 
depending on where you look, it is actually less efficient to use a low resolution than a high one(for ink usage), because the printed pixels might be darker than the average with higher resolution.
Have you heard about the new Modding API, also called Plugin API, by Mojang which got released as Snapshot today? You know the kindof day people troll each other.
So, there are 2 possibilities on how they wanna troll us:
1. The API is not going to happen in 1.9.
2. The API is happening in 1.9, and they posted it on April 1st just to make us believe that the API is not happening.
Ofcourse the API will never be as useful as Forge and just works like early ModLoader, but will it be 1.9 or will it not be 1.9? And is 1.9 even happening at all? The last 1.9 got skipped and they went to 1.0 instead. So many Questions.
But at least An Eggs Guide to Minecraft Episode 15 is finally out.
If it is for 1.9, it'll just be like Modloader, there'll be nothing fancy or massively useful that Forge doesn't do. If they don't, it hopefully would be more useful when (if) they do.
Also - I'd go with this as the April Fool's Day prank/joke: https://mojang.com/2015/04/min…the-love-and-hugs-update/
Hey, how about we screw the modding api and play pacman (Google) underwater (Playstation) now?
I'm busy trying to work out how the hell Redpower's Assembly code works. Or in my case, doesn't.
Where can I get it ;O ?
Also, Choco, once I have time ( tomorrow ), I'm gonna give you the first stable version of the modpack
Everything done and working, reading permissions atm for getting modpack public
Where can I get it ;O ?
What do you want, RP2 Assembly, underwater pac-man or the modding API?
How about a Minecraft Speedrun ?
