Fun: Diary of the last survivors of the spambot apocalypse

--Begin transmission--
For Rock Raider, that RRU ship is yours, and because it have been hijacked by the spambots, I will hijack it back anyway and I will give it to you if you want it. Anyway, I have modified your shield EM weapon so it will function more efficiently, greatly reducing power and space requirement. Your EM weapon works by directly dumping massive amount of energy into the shield, and it will start to resonate and emit powerful EMP that will kill every spambots in the area. I know that the shield can amplify a signal to extreme power, however it was extremely stable and need a lot of power to destabillize the field, about several hundred TEU (tera-energy unit), or several million MFSU in parallel. However, we can make this more efficient by pulsing some EMP directed to the shield, and it will amplify it like laser do. It only need several thousand EU to work.
For everyone, if you want some extremely high explosive, I can just go there, overload one of my reactor core and eject it, and it will make a very very powerful explosion that can vaporize nearly everything. Although I have some ICBM and cruise missile to do the work... (and there still some thousand spambots around my ship)
--End transmission--

--BEGIN TRANSMISSION--
Our army has arrived we are now going to take over your plane....i mean over your spambot issue
rest-assured that your planet will be safe
Have a nice day
--END TRANSMISSION

Quote from Thepowdertoy +Bleach

--Begin transmission--
For Rock Raider, that RRU ship is yours, and because it have been hijacked by the spambots, I will hijack it back anyway and I will give it to you if you want it. Anyway, I have modified your shield EM weapon so it will function more efficiently, greatly reducing power and space requirement. Your EM weapon works by directly dumping massive amount of energy into the shield, and it will start to resonate and emit powerful EMP that will kill every spambots in the area. I know that the shield can amplify a signal to extreme power, however it was extremely stable and need a lot of power to destabillize the field, about several hundred TEU (tera-energy unit), or several million MFSU in parallel. However, we can make this more efficient by pulsing some EMP directed to the shield, and it will amplify it like laser do. It only need several thousand EU to work.
For everyone, if you want some extremely high explosive, I can just go there, overload one of my reactor core and eject it, and it will make a very very powerful explosion that can vaporize nearly everything. Although I have some ICBM and cruise missile to do the work... (and there still some thousand spambots around my ship)
--End transmission--

That is not necessary, as there are AIV tanks (mostly MQ-1 Sentries) in the hold of the RRU. One is likely responsible for letting the spambots aboard. And are you sure you even have the right ship? The only vessels I know of with scalar tech are the Americas, which won't let neutrals near them unless a friendly escorts them. It would be useless anyways. All RI colabs are hardened against EM attack. The R.R.U. Explorer is no exception. I'll have a large party aboard soon. There is one "secret weapon" that the R.R.U. has: It can be said that it is part ClientBot, the "steppng stone" AI for the AI in AIV. The idea at the time it was built some 300 years ago (in celebration of its "mother's (the LMS, and yes, the two look very much the same inside and out) 500^th birthday) was to enable it to deal with obstacles with out any guidance, but the system failed miserably as it lacked the sensors to detect the obstacles. As such I could get on board and turn it on in full and have it lock out the controls. I'd stay away from it after this, as most of the AIV "instincts" were developed in ClientBots including the defensive ones.

AIV Door Kicker: http://www.rockraidersunited.o…allery_1300_107_12530.jpg

AIV America (almost, needs a little remodeling and retexturing): http://www.rockraidersunited.o…llery_1300_107_681989.png

Sorry because I don't make this clear enough, but that RRU ship didn't contain any scalar/force field/EMP/Covenant/futuristic tech, and because you will board the RRU, I'll just find another autonomous ship to hijack it... There is a project to create a extremely long ship, about 20 kilometers long, made from several hundred ships connected together, because making it from scratch will be take an extremely long time.. so I need to find a spambot controlled ship to hack the spambot so it can dock to other spambot ships, hack the guidance and propulsion system, and bring it to my ship, the Banhammer. And then I will connect all the fusion reactors with plasma conduit, and put several million ICBM that have been modified so it can work without the ballistic part, so it can operate in space, 10 plasma turret, several million cruise missile, railguns, laser and everything I need to destroy spambots

Okay, weird things are happening now...
I somehow found myself in some sort of fort in the desert. It looks quite high-tech, but i have absolutely no idea of it's defenses. I don't know how i got here, either. I just woke up here.
Probaply has something to do with those damn spambots. I heard that they have gone underground, and that they come overground to raid cities. This place looks like there has been som heavy fighting, but i found a half-full MFSU close by and got my Q-Suit charged.
Well, i'll go to sleep now, might as well get some rest. I'll explore more tomorrow.

------365 DAYS SINCE FIRST APPEARANCE OF SPAMBOTS------
------TRANSMISSION INITIATED------
Unknown: Be advised, Minecraftian sector 37-D is being incinerated from orbit in T-2 hours. Incineration from orbit in T-2 hours.
------TRANSMISSION ABORTED------

Well, good thing i ain't in that sector. Or... am i? Gotta check the coordinates and... I am in 37-D. Shit. Luckily I'm on the outskirts, so I can probaply get away in time.

10 minutes later...

Okay, ready to get out of here and... HOLY F***********UMAD********SH******CR*P*****S*ORM!
*Picks up radio*
------TRANSMISSION INITIATED------
Wasmic: If anyone can hear me, i request an immediate evac. I am being stormed by a horde of AT LEAST 4000 spambots, and incineration from orbit is imminent in T-1 hour and 50 minutes. Repeat, I request immediate evac...
Unknown: Copy that, all evac's are busy. We recommend holding out and then going underground for the incineration. That's your best hope. Over and out, we're under attack!
------TRANSMISSION ABORTED------

I went into the fort and looked for the main power switch. If i could just get the fort's defenses up and running... AAAAND BINGO!

Several autoturrets immediately woke up and started scanning for spambots, but the bots were still a mile away.
I found some weapons in a box, quite exotic, actually. I picked one that was called an "vibranium gun", and got up on the wall. They were around half a mile away now. The first waves were apparently only armed with plumbing pipes, so i should be able to take them out from a distance. 100 metres... 50 metres... I shot. The projectile flew in an arc, and when it hit, a few seconds went by and... It blew up. With a very big explosion, i think it might have destroyed 100 spambots at once.

10 minutes later...

There is a giant pile of destroyed spambots now, but I'm running low on this so-called Vibranium. I could really do with a random mutation right now...

30 minutes later...

So i found a stockpile of other weapons, but i'm running low on ammo. There's only an hour and 10 minutes till incineration, but i doubt i can hold out for so long. For now, there is a break in the onslaught, but i think they might just return with stronger weapons.

Some time later...

Okay, gotta hold out for five more minutes... The ammo supplies were really big, but it's only just gonna cut it. 4 more minutes... F**K! No more ammo! I'm going underground now, the fort has some tunnels.
Well, this turned out to be way more intricate than expected. The tunnels are really labyrinthine...

3 minutes later...

The bots should have overrun the fort by now, i hope they haven't got into the tunnels. I can hear a white noise from above ground, that's probaply the incineration that's taking place.

5 minutes later...

SHIT! Some spambots have followed me below ground, and i'm out of ammo. Wait, it feels like... I'm mutating. I'll get my Q-Suit of. The bots can find me any minute now...
Wait... I'm not mutating in the same manner as earlier. I just hope i'll be able to survive the spambots.

It's actually quite muddy in here. I've been sinking in pools of the stuff for some time now.
I think i've fully tranformed now... and it looks like I'm totally made of mud this time, and i've also grown to 4 metres height. The spambots are only around 3 blocks, I think they... They found me. I think there might be around a hundred of them down here. They're running towards me and... I got hit in the shoulder. They brought ranged weapons down here. My arm got blown right off my shoulder! Infuriated, i attacked them. I ran towards them, them towards me, and... my arm grew back. Don't ask how, but it somehow extended itself from my shoulder. I then picked up a spambot, and - to my surprise - tore it in half with my bare hands. I don't know how, but i somehow got control over my body. I "absorbed" my arm, and in it's place, i grew a mass of tentacles. Within a minute, all of them had been torn apart, except one wich i absorbed into my body, just if someone would like to study it. Then i realized that the mutation would probaply wear of within an hour, so i just tore it apart without even bringing it out of my body, and the mutation started to wear off. I got up in the fort and was greeted by a robotic evac ship of GregTech Intergalactical.

-----Starting transmission-----

Location:Orbit

Just had lift off, after dealing with a new breed of spam weapon, the "popup ad". They hurtle at the ground with new kitchens and washing machines and a few other things. Although greg hasnt made rockets yet *cough i happened to find one fly towards my house. Shortly after launching i grabbed my lazer and started shooting down every kitchen i could find. I think i shot a nearby ship's new kitchen, which then took a course for minecraftia oddly (Anybody who drives a ship named RRU or has a new kitchen , your screwed)

-------Ending transmission---------

I built a prototype mech, an Epic-class Heavy mecha.

I took it out for a test run, and suddenly spambots. I put this on my internal speakers, and kicked some major spambot ass with my 3 Heavy Lazors and a Micro A.L.B.A.K.A gun, with a few Light Lazors for close defence.
This orbital image shows the end result:

If you gun nuts aren't drooling enough, I have no idea what's wrong with you. T&B Inc. Warfare sector out!

ALERT INTRUSION DETECTED AT FIREWALL SECTOR 7

Thepowdertoy: AI, status

AI: argggghhhhhh..... This is spambot talking. We are currently holding your ship under hostage. If you don't initiate slipspace drive and go to this coordinate, Minecraftia will be destroyed

Thepowdertoy: Stop joking

AI: WE ARE NOT JOKING!!!

ALERT INTRUSION DETECTED AT FIREWALL SECTOR 9-6-7-88 AUTOSENTRY OVERRIDE CODE INITIATED RETARGETING CONTROL INIT TARGETING THEPOWDERTOY

Thepowdertoy: Let me analyze this coord... Wait, isn't this GregT ship? What are you want to do

AI: We want to .... NO! WE DIDN'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS! START DOING SLIPSPACE TRANSFER OR WE WILL SHOOT YOU

Thepowdertoy: NEITHER ME! I DIDN'T WANT TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORIST EITHER!

AI: DO IT OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!!!!!!!

Thepowdertoy: No all caps please... I need to go to back first, checking the power coupling

AI: do it

WARNING UNAUTHORIZED SLIPSPACE TRANSFER IN 3..2..1 10 MINUTES TO SPEED

AI: Now we will kill all the resistance members, starting from GregT

*running to space shuttle and flying it outside*
*All turret firing to me*
*Going to GregT robot ship*

Thepowdertoy: GregT, do you read? GregT, do you read? Your ship is in danger! I don't know how did he get the coordinate, but a spambot hijacks my ship that is equiped with slipspace drive, allowing it to go to another galaxy. And the spambot can talk

Thepowdertoy: Now I just need to connect to bouncer network that controlled all my robot ship that create the project...
To all people that can hear this, this is Thepowdertoy speaking. There is a spambot that controlled my ship, and I think its the new breed, the popup ads. The ship is very powerful, and do not get near it, I repeat, do not get near it. It have a fusion reactor that can explode at any time. I'm currently trying to get my ship back

*back into the ship, then the ship enter the slipspace*

The RRU Explorer is now back under control. Well, sort of, ever since I activated its AI, it has been running and we have to chase it half way across the system in its "relative."

---Beginning Transmission---
Hello, here os everhill again. We got the millitary bases and the weapon production facacilities back, and found some soldiers, workers and civillians, and we were able to reactivate the weapon production facacilities and even got the surrounding country back. We are here now, with force fields and missils protecting use, able to get some eventually baseless survivors here. Also, we are able to send any kind of military help to fights around half minecraftia(our teleportsystems aren't the newest).Our coordinates are /#5)',27!@?()2 please use the old code 3E to decode it.

-------Beginning transmission-------

Location: Ship graveyard
Objective: Create the Farlander

As of now i am scrapping ships to relieve my need for iridium.

Me:"Hmm, these iridium plates would make for a good shiny covering for my ship"

*Notices large undamaged abandoned ship*

"wonder how that one survived"

*scans ship*

"MY GOD! A 7 layer 6th tier force field generator!"

*scraps ship"

"This ship must had been attacked and abandoned. Although its damaged and not working i think i can get it in working order"

*Activating 7th generation computer cube*

To all surviving people of minecraftia, good luck on the war on spambots.

*Activating new lightspeed drive*

------End transmission------

WEBWAY PULSE START:
Hello. I am here. I have set a course for Minecraftia. (ZZttTTTTTTTT) I truly hate using human transmission systems. My frequencies are (Enclosed by 4096 bit encryption) 14000 through 20^10.
I expect a transmission of teleporter coordinates so I may begin launching voidfighters.

ERROR, CRITICAL: Spambot-like beings are decloaking in the electrikal modulation room
ERROR, MODERATE: Severe energy spikes traced to webway portal alignment crystals
ERROR, MODERATE: Emergency warp spider pods deployed
--------Tertiary solar sail offline---------
--------Mass fabricators shutting down---------
--------Initiating emergency boosters---------
WARNING: SEVERE CHANNEL BREACH!
Want to buy a kit- EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION BLOCKERS ACTIVATED

*Static*...we tried to make a supply run from The Exodus, but were grounded as soon as we entered radio range. The hull was covered in an instant, as such we lost the solar grid topside. We attempted routing power from the reactors into the plating, to no avail. The ship is just too big. The hanger has been breached, as well as the outer three decks.
I'm holed up in the reactor room, but i've only got 2 more cycles of fuel for the reactor. after that, the tesla coil outside the door will fall silent within four hours, less if they reach the mass fabs on the upper deck. at that point, i'll attempt to exit the ship with only a q-suit, lap-pack and a mining laser. I didn't design The Exodus with scuttling it in mind. Even overheating the reactors would only destroy the contents of this room.
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the last reactor fell silent an hour ago. the room is getting noticeably colder. I saw a creeper fall from the upper deck into the hoard on the other side of the door.
not even creepers deserve that fate...
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This will probably be my last transmission from The Exodus....I wish it to serve as a warning. Half an hour ago, the luminators overhead flickered on. The bots are somehow feeding power into the system, using the mass fabricators for there needs no doubt. the lights are only receiving feedback. They have turned The Exodus into their own breeding grounds...and i handed them all the tools. I sabotaged the reactor room, not that it matters much.
* klaxon sounds, brokenly*
...Im down to my last mfsu. the electrolyzers wont sustain it. *long pause* I suppose this is where i say some epic speech before charging blindly into battle, like in the movies...
sorry, i can't even bring myself to give my name.
-end transmission-
searching for signal.

Where am I??'
*sees a big ship-like structure*
After I use the fusion reactor explosion to jump away by slipspace, and now I don't have enough power to jump again. Let's explore that ship
*docks on the ship*
I just need to find this ship control room... and it seems the front part of this ship have a weird design..
*arrived at the control center*
Nice control room you have... and anyway this ship length is approximately 20 km.
*press a button*
A nice gui you have there.. it even have its own holographic screen and keyboard.. Let's type help here.. Wait, why there are two gun control systems? The other one have a particle cannon in front of it..

>particle cannon gun control
Manually activate ADF reactor in the reactor control room auth code plasma$#%@ put the storage device in the reactor control room
>dump left dataorb
Dumping to dataorb in the left slot... Complete
>cfg teleportgrid reactor
Teleportation grid configured.. Ready to teleport

That's weird.. why I'm feel familiar with this computer system?
*teleport to reactor room*
*put the dataorb into the receptacle*
*reactor and light powering up*
I also notice something weird..why GregT data orb is compatible with this system? Maybe this is his ship..but the reactor mentions about ADF reactor, not Arcturas.. this is the old edition
*teleport back into the control room*

>particle cannon gun control
Activate particle cannon? Y/N
>y
*front part of the ship split into 4 and rearranging itself*
cool

Choose firing control auto/manual
>auto
Target?
>nochange
Power?
>1%
Firing control to the button

*press the button, and the moon in front of the ship vaporized*
Nice.......... Now let's see who build this ship

>servicerecord
This ship was produced in [REDACTED] by [REDACTED]. There is other 50 ships of this type produced, and all of them are connected through superluminal comm array

This cannot be GregTech ship, this must be an old alien civilization ship...
>slipspace
Enter coord
>dump left dataorb
Coordinate info: Minecraftia, orbiting around Sun, with a natural satellite called Moon. Spambot invasion record: relatively recent
press button to jump

Now that's weird.. how this ship can know about spambots? now lets jump and research this ship further
*press a button then jump*

WARNING: Severe Security breach in bridge.Spambots closing in. How can their simple single-helix DNA carry enough information to use the fire control buttons?
Listed for later study.
Sending in security warp spiders. Course set for Minecraftia. Jumping in 3....2....ERROR!
OTHER LIFEFORMS HAVE INFILTRATED BRIDGE! Jumping on their command!

I was in the hospital part of GregTech Intergalactical. The AI told me that i was fine now, but that i might have slight pains different places on my body. I had been there for around a week. I asked the AI about that polyvirus that supposedly had infected me, and after a few hours of waiting I was told that it had entered a state of hibernation, and that it had infected every single cell of my body. Therefore it could not be cured.

3 days later...
I was told that a forward base had been set up at Minecraftia. They had been successful in keeping the spambots away, but they had not taken any new territory. They needed reinforcements. I was sent down there along with a hundred other people. We stargate'd to an orbital battlestation, from where we were dropped down to Minecraftia. We were dropped down in the heat of battle, and I was hit by a laser the instant I landed. Luckily I was wearing my QSuit, but it lost quite a lot of power there. We immediately started falling back to the main base, and sustained only few casualties. We would soon start taking Minecraftia back.

I am here. The planet of minecraftia is in the sights of my teleporter array. Firing orbital lance strikes to coordinates:
X.2254
Z.112

X.117
Z.1339

Launching fighter screen to avoid spambot-infected ships.

Nanomanz is dead.
I'm dead.
And Dead.